Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Most of my songs would be happy
Sunny pop songs, all quite rappy
I'd fill up my lungs
Sing in foreign tongues
And make all the audience clappy.

Today the sky is very blue...

Today the sky is very blue...
No drop of rain to help us through

Today the sky is very blue
No drop of rain to help us through
The grass has turned brown

Today the sky is very blue
No drop of rain to help us through
The grass has turned brown
Everyone wears a frown

Today the sky is very blue
No drop of rain to help us through
The grass has turned brown
Everyone wears a frown
It's so hard to sleep at night, that's true

I think I will buy a big fan

I think I will buy a big fan
And lend it to my dear old gran

I think I will buy a big fan
And lend it to my dear old gran
Only problem is

I think I will buy a big fan
And lend it to my dear old gran
Only problem is
Objections via Sis

I think I will buy a big fan
And lend it to my dear old gran
Only problem is
Objections via Sis
Who wants it for our other Nan.

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do
A bowl of spaghetti

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do
A bowl of spaghetti
Or even zucchetti

My favourite sweet is Tiramasu
All things Italian for me will do
A bowl of spaghetti
Or even zucchetti
Oh how my belly just grew!

A sweet young maiden from Barking

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking
And as for reverse !

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking
And as for reverse !
'Twas her greatest curse.

A sweet young maiden from Barking
Had trouble with simple parking
And as for reverse !
'Twas her greatest curse.
Frustration and anger it's sparking!

Two young friends on their holiday

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way
When they got a surprise

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way
When they got a surprise
In front were two wide eyes

Two young friends on holiday
Walking along their merry way
When they got a surprise
In front were two wide eyes
So let us leave without delay!

Whilst jogging along in my trainers

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers
I chanced on a mole

Whilst jogging along in my trainers
Which felt like a pair of leg strainers
I chanced on a mole
And also a foal