Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too
And get very blue

We'll travel to see each other
I'll call in to see her mother
Cos she'll miss her too
And get very blue
Just can't rely on her brother

It seems that girls get all the work

It seems that girls get all the work
Sometimes that causes lots of hurt

It seems girls get all the work
sometimes that causes lots of hurt
they're just better at it

It seems girls get all the work
sometimes that causes lots of hurt
they're just better at it
Though don’t earn a packet

It seems girls get all the work
Sometimes that causes lots of hurt
They're just better at it
Though don't earn a packet
While the boys sit by and smirk

I'm thinking of writing a book

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat

I'm thinking of writing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat
But that's quite a leap

I'm thinking of witing a book
About cooking but I can't cook
You'll just have to cheat
But that's quite a leap
Just write it by hook or by crook

I know a ghost writer for hire

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one the book would be dire

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee
Won't do it for free

I know a ghost writer for hire
Without one, the book would be dire
Must ask about fee
Won't do it for free
Must hurry or agent will fire.

Think a new project would be best

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest
For baby grandson

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest
For baby grandson
Yes, that would be fun

Think a new project would be best
I could knit a new little vest
For baby grandson
Yes, that would be fun
Would put my knitting to the test

I don't seem to have any skills

I don't seem to have any skills
I'm not good at paying my bills

I don't seem to have any skills
I'm not good at paying my bills
I can't knit or sew

I don't seem to have any skills
I'm not good at paying my bills
I can't knit or sew
Or plant things that grow

I don’t seem to have any skills
I’m not good at paying my bills
I can’t knit or sew
Or plant things that grow
I think I’ll just run to the hills

There was a young lady called Sue

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do
Both clever and wise