Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do
Both clever and wise
Mistress of disguise

There was a young lady called Sue
Who always knew just what to do
Both clever and wise
Mistress of disguise
Is it her, or actually you?

The weather's exceedingly strange

The weather’s exceedingly strange
Day after day, there’s so much change

The weather’s exceedingly strange
Day after day, there’s so much change
So while Essex had hail

The weather's exceedingly strange
Day after day, there's so much change
So while Essex had hail
And was blowing a gale

The weather's exceedingly strange
Day after day, there's so much change
So while Essex had hail
And was blowing a gale
Wales had the whole gamut of range

My friend has a new boyfriend, I’m told

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old
An old fashioned gent

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old
An old fashioned gent
With a mansion in Kent

My friend has a new boyfriend, I'm told
Good looking, rich and very old
An old fashioned gen
With a mansion in Kent
And a flat, which last year he sold

He sounds like a bit of alright

He sounds like a bit of alright
But my friend says he paces all night

He sounds like a bit of alright
But my friend says he paces all night
I'd give him a miss

He sounds like a bit of alright
But my friend says he paces all night
Always in the nude

He sounds like a bit of alright
But my friend says he paces all night
Always in the nude
That sounds rather rude

He sounds like a bit of alright
But my friend says he paces all night
Always in the nude
That sounds rather rude
He gave all the horses a fright

They broke out of the stables and fled

They broke out of the stables and fled
While my friend was asleep in her bed

They broke out of the stables and fled
While my friend was asleep in her bed
The old man just laughed

They broke out of the stables and fled
While my friend was asleep in her bed
The old man just laughed
and complained of the draught

They broke out of the stables and fled
While my friend was asleep in her bed
The old man just laughed
And complained of the draught
And walked off while scratching his head

I wonder if they will come back

I wonder if they will come back
Don't want someone to get the sack

I wonder if they will come back
Don't want someone to get the sack
They ran far and wide

I wonder if they will come back
Don't want someone to get the sack
They ran far and wide
Swam out with the tide

I wonder if they will come back
Don't want someone to get the sack
They ran far and wide
Swam out with the tide
And came back prepared to attack.

It started the Great Equine War

It started the great Equine War
Was led by a stallion named Thor

It started the great Equine War
Was led by a stallion named Thor
With Loki his mate