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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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GoldenLady Sat 18-Apr-26 15:56:14

Can't wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright

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Wyllow3 Sat 18-Apr-26 16:09:05

Can't wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright
But make up and smiles

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hollysteers Sat 18-Apr-26 18:16:35

Can’t wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright
But make up and smiles
And feminine guiles

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52bright Sat 18-Apr-26 19:09:58

Can't wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright
But make up and smiles
And feminine guiles
Will work with a really dark light

Maybe a night club will be best

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Magenta8 Sat 18-Apr-26 20:19:44

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed

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Wyllow3 Sat 18-Apr-26 21:03:27

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed
I'm good on the twist

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hollysteers Sat 18-Apr-26 22:14:08

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed
I’m good on the twist
It’s down on my list

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Wyllow3 Sat 18-Apr-26 23:34:31

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed
I’m good on the twist
It’s down on my list
Along with being suitably dressed

I've got a short sparkly number

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52bright Sat 18-Apr-26 23:37:06

I've got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba

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65KL Sun 19-Apr-26 01:21:57

I've got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba
Shoes with nine inch heels

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nanna8 Sun 19-Apr-26 09:25:57

I’ve got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba
Shoes with nine inch heels
Short cropped top appeals

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Magenta8 Sun 19-Apr-26 10:28:07

I've got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba
Shoes with nine inch heels
Short cropped top appeals
I'll look cool as a cucumber

All dressed up I'll take to the floor

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Clawdy Sun 19-Apr-26 18:52:03

All dressed up I'll take to the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore

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BrightandBreezy Sun 19-Apr-26 19:05:09

All dressed up I'll take to the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore
A real cool tango

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MollyNew Sun 19-Apr-26 22:52:01

All dressed up I'll take to the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore
A real cool tango
I'll dance the fandango

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pably15 Sun 19-Apr-26 22:59:56

All dressed up I'll take the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore
A real cool tango
I'll dance the fandango
And then go back for more

The crowds are cheering me on

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Wyllow3 Sun 19-Apr-26 23:06:45

The crowds are cheering me on
We're both having so much great fun

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Magenta8 Mon 20-Apr-26 07:21:03

The crowds are cheering me on
We're both having so much great fun
Then disaster strikes

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hollysteers Mon 20-Apr-26 10:38:48

The crowds are cheering me on
We’re both having so much great fun
Then disaster strikes
They’ve broken the mikes

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Apr-26 14:50:14

The crowds are cheering me on
We’re both having so much great fun
Then disaster strikes
They’ve broken the mikes
To another club we will run

My neighbor has a large cat

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Magenta8 Mon 20-Apr-26 15:02:24

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat

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pably15 Mon 20-Apr-26 19:21:19

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair

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65KL Mon 20-Apr-26 21:27:42

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair
Enjoys a warm beer

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GoldenLady Wed 22-Apr-26 14:44:03

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair
Enjoys a warm beer
I'm afraid to give him a pat.

He may be a tiger, I think

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Apr-26 15:11:22

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink

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