New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I really like breakfast in bed
Except for the crumbs from the bread
I would like a maid

I really like breakfast in bed
Except from the crumbs from the bread
I would like a maid
So my bed could be made

I really like breakfast in bed
Except from the crumbs from the bread
I would like a maid
So my bed could be made
Or a handsome young man instead!

I love to look out at the sea

I love to look out at the sea
It really does fascinate me

I love to look out at the sea
It really does fascinate me
It is ever-changing

I love to look out at the sea
It really does fascinate me
It is ever changing
Tides everlasting

I love to look out at the sea
It really does fascinate me
It is ever changing
Tides everlasting
Sounds comfort and then I feel free

The stones sound as waters draw back

The stones sound as waters draw back
You hear them go clickety clack

The stones sound as waters draw back
You hear them go clickety clack
A new wave rises

The stones sound as waters draw back
You hear them go clickety clack
A new wave rises
With sprays of all sizes

The stones sound as waters draw back
You hear them go clickety clack
A new wave rises
With sprays of all sizes
With these things there’s nothing I lack.

My aunt’s in the Forest of Dean

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The stones sound as waters draw back
You hear them go clickety clack
A new wave rises
With sprays of all sizes
With these things there’s nothing I lack.

My aunt’s in the Forest of Dean

My aunt’s in the Forest of Dean
She’s the one who’s a wee bit mean

My aunt's in the Forest of Dean
She's the one who's a wee bit mean
She'll re-use teabags

My aunt's in the Forest of Dean
She's the one who's a wee bit mean
She'll re-use teabags
To use them as flags

My aunt's in the Forest of Dean
She's the one who's a wee bit mean
She'll re-use teabags
To use them as flags
She hardly eats, she is so lean

She counts her pennies, one by one

She counts her pennies, one by one
To buy old bread to fill her tum

She counts her pennies one by one
To buy old bread to fill her tum
But poor she is not

She counts her pennies one by one
To buy old bread to fill her tum
But poor she is not
Money, she has a lot

She counts her pennies one by one
To buy old bread to fill her tum
But poor she is not
Money, she has a lot
When she goes she’ll leave one massive sum

I’m thinking of buying a pup

I’m thinking of buying a pup
To show for a bright silver cup

I’m thinking of buying a pup
To show for a bright silver cup
My sister says, "no"

I'm thinking of buying a pup
To show for a bright silver cup
My sister says, "no"
"A pup will just grow"

I'm thinking of buying a pup
To show for a bright silver cup
My sister says,"no"
"A pup will just grow"
"And eat all your resources up"

A small gerbil would be quite cheap

A small gerbil would be quite cheap
A very small pet for to keep

A small gerbil would be quite cheap
A very small pet for to keep
A bit like a rat