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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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crazyH Sun 26-Apr-26 22:40:08

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground
Attempted a bite

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Parsley3 Sun 26-Apr-26 22:45:28

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground
Attempted a bite
But it didn't taste right

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nanna8 Mon 27-Apr-26 07:36:06

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake,twas as hard vas the ground
Attempted a bite
But it didn’t taste right
So it’s off to the bin I’m bound

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong

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Magenta8 Mon 27-Apr-26 08:38:33

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong

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Wyllow3 Mon 27-Apr-26 09:03:59

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground
Throw out for the birds?

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hollysteers Mon 27-Apr-26 09:14:08

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong
I don’t have the gift

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Parsley3 Mon 27-Apr-26 14:52:47

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong
I don’t have the gift
To give food a lift

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Magenta8 Mon 27-Apr-26 15:08:33

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong
I don't have the gift
To give food a lift
Without it tasting much too strong

But my crafting's such a delight

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Clawdy Mon 27-Apr-26 17:27:07

But my crafting's such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright

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MollyNew Mon 27-Apr-26 18:35:19

But my crafting's such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright
My sewing is neat

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Apr-26 20:36:29

But my crafting's such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright
My sewing is neat
And my jewelry's a treat

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hollysteers Mon 27-Apr-26 21:54:27

But my crafting’s such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright
My sewing is neat
And my jewelry’s a treat
I’m sad that my cooking’s a blight.

No one can be gifted all ways

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65KL Tue 28-Apr-26 00:28:59

No one can be gifted all ways
Be it sport or acting in plays

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Magenta8 Tue 28-Apr-26 07:26:24

No one can be gifted all ways
Be it sport or acting in plays
But if you enjoy

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GoldenLady Tue 28-Apr-26 15:24:35

No one can be gifted all ways
Be it sport or acting in plays
But if you enjoy
Inventing a toy

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pably15 Tue 28-Apr-26 17:32:09

No one can be gifted all ways
Be it sport or acting in plays
But if you enjoy
Inventing a toy
Don't bother what anyone says

I't might you rich one day

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65KL Tue 28-Apr-26 19:13:31

It could make you real rich one day
Oh , everyone's bills I could pay

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hollysteers Tue 28-Apr-26 20:33:25

It could make you real rich one day
Oh, everyone’s bills I could,pay
I’m generous, me

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52bright Wed 29-Apr-26 00:46:16

It could make you real rich one day
Oh, everyone's bills I could pay
I'm generous, me
Take me out to tea

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Magenta8 Wed 29-Apr-26 10:04:27

It could make you real rich one day
Oh, everyone's bill I could pay
I'm generous, me
Take me out to tea
I'll treat you because that's my way

I dream of owning a big yacht

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Crocus5 Wed 29-Apr-26 10:46:56

I dream of owning a a big yacht
Will take all the money I’ve got

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hollysteers Wed 29-Apr-26 14:43:40

I dream of owning a big yacht
Will take all the money I’ve got
A nice handsome crew

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MollyNew Wed 29-Apr-26 21:24:57

I dream of owning a big yacht
Will take all the money I've got
A nice handsome crew
Will sail me and you

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65KL Thu 30-Apr-26 01:17:26

I dream of owning a big yacht
Will take all the money I've got
A nice handsome crew
Will sail me and you
Somewhere real romantic and hot

Where I'll climb a coconut tree

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Clawdy Thu 30-Apr-26 08:30:00

Where I'll climb a coconut tree
And gaze far out to sea

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