New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Maybe I’ll be famous one day
My name in lights in Colwyn Bay
A star on the stage
Whatever my age

Maybe I’ll be famous one day
My name in lights in Colwyn Bay
A star on the stage
Whatever my age
Eventually, I’ll get my way

Hurrah, I’m the lead in Evita

Hurrah, I’m the lead in Evita
And I will dress like a Lolita

Hurrah, I’m the lead in Evita
And I will dress like a Lolita
Woth dans at my feet

Hurrah I’m the lead in Evita
And I will dress like a Lolita
With dans (?) at my feet
I’ll generate heat

Hurrah I’m the lead in Evita
And I will dress like a Lolita
With dans (?) at my feet
I’ll generate heat
Just like a spicy Fajita

I once blind-dated a Mexican

(Woth dans should have read “with fans”)

I once blind-dated a Mexican
He turned out to be a delightful man

I once blind-dated a Mexican
Turned out to be a delightful man
Manners impeccable

I once blind-dated a Mexican
Turned out to be a delightful man
Manners impeccable
And looks, quite delectable

I once blind-dated a Mexican
Turned out to be a delightful man
Manners impeccable
And looks, quite delectable
He was a mad keen football fan.

We went to a match last Tuesday

We went to a match last Tuesday
It ended up being a blues day!

We went to a match last Tuesday
It ended up being a blues day!
We just couldn't score

We went to a match last Tuesday
It ended up being a blues day!
We just couldn’t score
As we did of yore

They're predicting a monster snow storm

Sorry, my last line for the previous limerick didn't go through.

We went to a match last Tuesday
It ended up being a blues day!
We just couldn’t score
As we did of yore
It turned out a "lots of boos" day.

They're predicting a monster snowstorm

They're predicting a monster snowstorm
It means staying in - makes my yawn

They're predicting a monster snow storm
It means staying in - makes me yawn
I'm feeling quite trapped

They’re predicting a monster snow storm
It means staying in -makes me yawn
I’m feeling quite trapped
My energy sapped

They’re predicting a monster snow storm
It means staying in -makes me yawn
I’m feeling quite trapped
My energy sapped
But at least I am cozy and warm

Soon there will be snow and ice

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush
I would scream - not hush

Soon there will be snow and ice
Slipping on ice is not nice
I could fall on my tush
I would scream -not hush
My aunt has slipped on ice twice.

An Eskimo I’d never be

An Eskimo I’d never be
For Greenland would never suit me

An Eskimo I'd never be
For Greenland would never suit me
I do love the sun