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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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BrightandBreezy Mon 02-Feb-26 00:08:47

There's beautiful music in church
Some very fine tunes if you search
With lyrics amusing
And hard pews bruising
A good place to do some research

Some records will be a surprize

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crazyH Mon 02-Feb-26 00:37:54

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes

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Clawdy Mon 02-Feb-26 17:11:32

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see

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MollyNew Mon 02-Feb-26 19:47:57

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see
I'm sure you'll agree

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hollysteers Mon 02-Feb-26 22:28:57

Some records will be a surprise
Others will bring tears to your eyes
Just play them and see
I’m sure you’ll agree
The words that I’m speaking are wise.

I had an old uncle who drank

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pably15 Mon 02-Feb-26 23:12:01

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank

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Mollygo Tue 03-Feb-26 00:03:51

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank
But what could we do?

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friendlygingercat Tue 03-Feb-26 14:41:33

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash, so he stank
But what could we do?
If he smalled of poo

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pably15 Tue 03-Feb-26 15:21:21

I had an old uncle who drank
He wouldn't wash so he stank
But what could we do?
If he smelled of poo
And his hair was greasy and lank

He needed looked after for sure

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:15:00

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure

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pably15 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:24:26

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure
Oh my, what a state

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hollysteers Tue 03-Feb-26 20:22:02

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelt of manure
Oh my, what a state
No use to a mate

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Clawdy Wed 04-Feb-26 08:11:10

He needed looked after for sure
As he always smelled of manure
Oh my, what a state
No use to a mate
So he ran off and lived on the moor.

I once had a sweet little cat

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Magenta8 Wed 04-Feb-26 10:14:49

I once had a sweet little cat
Who was just a little bit fat

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hollysteers Wed 04-Feb-26 10:52:26

I once had a sweet little cat
Who was just a little bit fat
I rationed his food

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Ashcombe Wed 04-Feb-26 10:54:06

I once had a sweet little cat
Who was just a little bit fat
I rationed his food
Which affected his mood

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Mollygo Wed 04-Feb-26 14:20:19

I once had a sweet little cat
Who was just a little bit fat
I rationed his food
Which affected his mood
I think we’ve experienced that?

Strict dieting makes me depressed

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GoldenLady Wed 04-Feb-26 14:48:25

Strict dieting makes me depressed
It makes me feel hungry and stressed

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hollysteers Wed 04-Feb-26 15:42:13

Strict dieting makes me depressed
It makes me feel hungry and stressed
I want to eat more

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pably15 Wed 04-Feb-26 18:34:37

Strick dieting makes me feel depressed
It makes me feel hungry and stressed
I want to eat more
Cos food I adore

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Magenta8 Thu 05-Feb-26 09:26:42

Strict dieting makes me depressed
It makes me feel hungry and stressed
I want to eat more
Cos food I adore
But I do need to look my best

My son's getting married this year

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52bright Thu 05-Feb-26 14:14:51

My son's getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear

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Clawdy Thu 05-Feb-26 14:27:36

My son's getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear
I wish it was brighter

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hollysteers Thu 05-Feb-26 14:32:50

My son’s getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear
I wish it was brighter
But I do suit lighter

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GoldenLady Thu 05-Feb-26 15:34:14

My son’s getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear
I wish it was brighter
But I do suit lighter
I'll end up with this one, I fear

Should wedding gowns always be white?

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