NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread

A vicar renounced his old faith
When he saw a mysterious wraith
A AI style bot
He felt such a clot
But it really looked real, he saith.

There was an old cobbler in Troon

There was an old cobbler in Troon
Who tried hard to fly to the moon

There was an old cobbler in Troon
Who tried hard to fly to the moon
Climbed onto the roof

There was an old cobbler in Troon
Who tried hard to fly to the moon
Climbed onto the roof
Where he felt so aloof

there was an old cobbler in Troon
Who tried hard to fly to the moon
Climbed onto the roof
Where he felt aloof
But then he went into a swoon

He awoke, the moon seemed so near

He awoke, the moon seemed so near
He thought, I’ve nothings to fear

He awoke, the moon seemed so near
He thought, I’ve nothings to fear
I'll get rid of these shoes

He awoke, the moon seemed so near
He thought, I’ve nothing to fear
I’ll get rid of these shoes
I’ve nothing to lose

He awoke, the moon seemed so near
He thought, I've nothing to fear
I'll get rid of these shoes
I've nothing to loose
I'll do no more cobbling this year

I have just baked a birthday cake

I have just baked a birthday cake
In the shape of a Cadbury's Flake

I have just baked a birthday cake
In the shape of a Cadbury's Flake
Chocolate, of course

I have just baked a birthday cake
In the shape of a Cadbury’s flake
Chocolate, of course
Sorry, not yours

I have just baked a birthday cake
In the shape of a Cadbury’s flake
Chocolate, of course
Sorry, not yours
My birthday's this month, goodness sake! (True.)

Any flavor at all will be fine

Happy birthday GoldenLady I hope you enjoy a nice cake.

Any flavour at all will be fine
But lemon's a favourite of mine