LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last
This summer is thankfully past
There’ll be cooler days

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last
This summer is thankfully past

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last

New line please

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They lloved llicking llimes
And mimicking mimes
And cavorting about on the fells.

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They lloved llicking llimes
And mimicking mimes

Each word would begin with two L’s
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They loved llicking limes
Alongside their chimes

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They lloved llicking llimes

They lloved llicking llimes

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task
Far too much to ask
Its speech would cause people to gawk.

Each word would begin with two L's

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task
Far too much to ask

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk

(Sorry, spindriftcoastal, I stretched out your first line
to get it to 8 syllables which limericks have for 1st, 2nd and 5th lines. )

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer
It’s different for sure
Got its own. allure
And comes across as much calmer.

The llama I'd walk

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer
It’s different for sure
Got its own. allure

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer
It’s different for sure

I would like an Alpaca or Llama
Either would be such a charmer

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd
Sort of a squawk
Like some people talk
No sillier sound have I heard

I would like an Alpaca or Llama

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd
Sort of a squawk
Like some people talk

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd
Sort of a squawk

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?
Made a sound which was totally absurd

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet yet
But the one I'll get
I'll catch in a net
Is this limerick weird? Yes, you bet!

A butterfly? Maybe a bird?

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet yet
But the one I'll get
I'll catch in a net

Do you have a lovable pet?
I haven't got a pet, yet
Perhaps I'll get a rescue cat