Gnome people invading garden

SORES

are any of them headless

Yes, and they’re the only ones who don’t bite.

Allira

I enjoyed the David Bowie song and gnomistake. 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

I wonder if David Bowie ever looked back and thought "yes, it was The Laughing Gnome that kick-started my fabulous career. Happy days!"

I think they hide in plain sight. By day, an innocent statue fishing in your neighbour’s pond. Not everybody knows that, it’s only on a need to gnome basis.

are any of them headless

Check your sheds, they hide there during daylight hours, you know under that bit of sacking in the corner! Have an open dog cage at the ready and bundle them in, but watch out they bite!

Gno way! Let them in my home….

Don't be fooled by their cute pointy hats and cheeky rosy faces. They are, deep down, black-hearted and the next thing to the Devil incarnate.

They'll assert Squatters Rights over the Wendy House if you give them half a chance.

I have been told by a family member that, even more effective than a moggie, keep a grindlepig in the garden and the gnomes won't come near.

Coopers of Stortford have a set of yoga gnome garden ornaments for sale at half price. Maybe buy a set so your gnomes feel at gnome?

:51Allira

Then what? 😲
Keep them indoors? Are they house-trained

Yes, and they will gnome school the GC

I wonder if they are in league with the Borrowers. My secateurs, my favourite ones - the battered ones which only work when used by me, have disappeared - again!

They adore tulip bulbs in pots and you won’t know a thing until nothing grows🤬

If I have gnomes in the garden, I just let the cat out. One glimpse of her fangs and claws streaking across the patio and it's gnome contest, they're away to gnomemansland at the speed of light.

Our lot have started using gnomatic drills to dig a tunnel under the fence. 🤦‍♀️

Allira

I've had a complaint.

Apparently this thread is gnomist and is causing a great deal of stress to the gnome community.

Gnomatter. Freedom of speech and all that.

Allira

😂😂😂

Where's GrandmaMaples - she wanted advice about her problem and no-one is taking it seriously!
Her first post on GN too.

Gno idea.

Then what? 😲
Keep them indoors? Are they house-trained?

Maybe put this game out in your garden for and while their occupied playing it catch them with some gnomemade traps

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Getting to gnome you.....🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

I enjoyed the David Bowie song and gnomistake. 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

I bet there's more to come

Brilliant, Wyllow! 😂

I've been eaten out of house and gnome, I tell you 😯!

David Bowie, 1967, the gnome song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJmRQ6LbZA&list=RDPDJmRQ6LbZA&start_radio=1

Fairynuff, Wyllow 👍