We used to say:

penny for the guy
are you coming out to play?
wage packet
scullery
get my film developed
whitestone the steps
can you lend me a cup of sugar/milk?

Grotty!

Brothel creepers.

Beetle squashers, Drapes and drainpipes.

Horace Bactchelor at K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M

Oh la sir, you quite put a maiden to the blush!

Going to the hop
Stepping out
Going steady
She's going with a Ted (teddy boy)

Can remember my mum telling me that wisewoman
I tell DGS the same.

Child "I want ......"

Mother "I want never gets Please May I Have!"

Mum, can I have so and so?
You'll have to wait till I come up on the coupon!

That meant no.

I think it was something to do with the football pools Flickety, which I used to do every week , there was no lottery then, it was a pools win we wanted.

Keynsham, wasn't it Horace Batchelor(?) and his football tips, or was it racing? He had adverts on Radio Luxembourg.

My father: "Why do you need to talk to friends on the phone - you only saw them an hour ago" What on earth would he think nowadays as teenagers are surgically attached to theirs?

It's snowing down south = your slip is showing.

I've laddered my nylons!

Can't talk any more - the pips have gone.
Putt more pennies in!
No, there's a queue outside the kiosk and its raining!
Pip pip pip pip

Press button A when the caller answers
press button B to get your money back.

Postman, postman, do not tarry
Take this to the one I'll marry

Oh yes - what was that Keynsham thing now? Was it something to do with winning a prize?

Keynsham spelled K..E..Y..N..S..H..A..M. Never thought that one day I would live near it.

'In a while, crocodile'

Your show's slippin'.....

'Air ye dancin?' - 'Naw, it's just the way I'm stannin' '

We would say that too Katy or else 'it's raining in Paris'.

Sorry, I'm washing my hair on ......

Round these parts if your underskirt was showing someone would shout 'Charlie's dead'

Picture House.

Far out man!

"I've got the curse"