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The worst food I ever had to eat

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IWasFirstClarinet Sun 12-Apr-26 10:54:09

I went to a state school and at that time the school dinners for schools were cooked in some central establishment and delivered in dustbins to the school. Seemed bizarre then, eating food that came out of dustbins, and it still does. Those were the days. The food was generally unappetizing but one day was exceptionally bad. They had excelled themselves. The mashed potatoes, served in a metal scoop from the appropriate dustbin, tasted of soap. Powerful soap. Unwonderful soap. Yucky soap. None of us kids would eat it and the teacher in charge thought this was a bad thing. He forced us all to eat several forkfuls which were accompanied by retching noises, some of them real, some of them fake. Well, we were children. Eventually he decided to try it for himself. He cautiously began to eat a small portion, then spat it out, and agreed the mashed potato was inedible. This to a group of children who had effectively force-fed soap! We were magnanimously allowed to leave the rest of the potato.

I suspect someone somewhere in the central kitchens had been cleaning out the bin and carelessly dropped the soap in. The designated bin filler then simply dumped the mashed potatoes on top.

Any other tales of nasty inedibles or barely edibles?

Grandma70s Sun 12-Apr-26 15:47:46

I love milk puddings! Rice, semolina, sago, tapioca…love them all. Apart from rice they mostly seem to have disappeared, though.

Casdon Sun 12-Apr-26 16:01:40

My unhappiest memory is of school milk. We had to drink it at school, it wasn’t optional. In the winter, it was brought inside so it didn’t freeze, and I can still mentally taste lukewarm turnip flavoured winter milk. It turns my stomach to think about it, even now.

aggie Sun 12-Apr-26 16:14:09

Many years ago I was staying with my Gran , she was cooking onions in milk and some strange white stuff , it was Grandas treat , I wanted to taste it , both of them said no , I wouldn’t like it , my Mum wouldn’t like me to have it
The more they went on the more I wanted it
I LOVED it !
Tripe and onions

JamesandJon33 Sun 12-Apr-26 16:54:45

Stuffed heart and cabbage

Sapphire1 Sun 12-Apr-26 17:20:01

I must have been lucky. Mine was a not so good secondary modern, but had its' own kitchen. The dinner ladies were brilliant and the food was always very good. The puddings were especially nice - chocolate pudding with chocolate sauce, manchester pudding, lambingtons with pink custard, rice pudding with ambrosia rosehip syrup, trifle, fruit crumbles and custard, spotted dick, roly poly. The only nasty one was once a month we were forced to eat apricots and prunes with custard. Yuk. The prune juice overpowered the apricots and custard.

TerriBull Sun 12-Apr-26 17:23:59

Adouillette!, always and forever. Surely nothing else could possibly taste or smell that bad 🤮 Closely followed by school puddings of the white lumpy variety, rice pudding and tapioca

boheminan Sun 12-Apr-26 17:29:05

When money was tight towards the end of the week, back in the 50's/60's my mum would produce a meal never to be forgotten. Stuffed Ox heart cooked for hours in a pressure cooker with gravy, spuds and carrots - like a thick stew. I can still recall in horror the tubes coming out of it...and the smell was sickening.

No wonder I became a vegetarian not long after...

Poppyred Sun 12-Apr-26 17:31:12

I loved school dinners. Especially the white sauce we had with battered fish on Fridays, also loved rissoles! I hated swede and broad beans and refused to eat it. Love both now. When I got married my DH loved a roasted heart. I just about managed to cook it but could not bring myself to try it…the things we do for LOVE

Eloethan Sun 12-Apr-26 17:36:51

I was at school from 1955 and attended several schools. I enjoyed the school dinners in all of them but it seemed to be quite fashionable to express extreme dislike of them. All the dinners were cooked on the premises and I thought they were really tasty.

BlueBelle Sun 12-Apr-26 17:45:04

100 year old eggs at a Chinese wedding in HK

LadyBridgerton Sun 12-Apr-26 17:57:33

Teaching in Gib my colleagues were appalled that I hadn't had the local delicacy of calentita, they organised a calentita evening for me. It's a thick, tasteless, pancake made with chickpea flour and is the only food that's ever made me retch, I got a huge portion too! A Geordie colleague sneaked a bottle of ketchup from his pocket, It's the only way to get it down he said. 50 years on I still retch at the thought of it!

LadyBridgerton Sun 12-Apr-26 18:01:16

Just seen that there is a Calantita festival in Gib! They really like it.

LadyBridgerton Sun 12-Apr-26 18:03:30

Casdon

My unhappiest memory is of school milk. We had to drink it at school, it wasn’t optional. In the winter, it was brought inside so it didn’t freeze, and I can still mentally taste lukewarm turnip flavoured winter milk. It turns my stomach to think about it, even now.

In the 1940s my brother died because of school milk being thawed on the radiators which activated something in the inadequately pasteurised milk.

Esmay Sun 12-Apr-26 18:10:17

My strict Muslim friend and I were invited to a special meal in a remote village in Africa.
The food had been cooked some hours before and was stone cold and it appeared to be moving.
It was covered in flies .
My friend grabbed my arm.
I thought that she was either going to pass out or be sick .
Her husband told her to control herself .
We were told that it was snake and monkey .
Soft drinks and whisky were being served .
I gulped down a beaker full of whisky and managed a few mouthfuls and washed it down with more Scotch .
My poor friend couldn't drink alcohol and washed her food down with Coke .

sodapop Sun 12-Apr-26 20:43:37

I'm with you Terribull andouillet is disgusting, sadly its a delicacy in the area I live. It's often served with aperos, I have been known to hide it in my handbag rather than eat it.

Gran22boys Sun 12-Apr-26 20:43:47

Laverbread in Swansea.
Squid in Greece.
I hate eating out.

Casdon Sun 12-Apr-26 21:09:38

LadyBridgerton

Casdon

My unhappiest memory is of school milk. We had to drink it at school, it wasn’t optional. In the winter, it was brought inside so it didn’t freeze, and I can still mentally taste lukewarm turnip flavoured winter milk. It turns my stomach to think about it, even now.

In the 1940s my brother died because of school milk being thawed on the radiators which activated something in the inadequately pasteurised milk.

Goodness, how awful.

Grandmama Sun 12-Apr-26 21:23:45

Andouillettes in France - sausages. Tasted like the part of the pig they had come from. It was a local speciality.

Jaxjacky Sun 12-Apr-26 21:24:43

Japan on a business trip, we were being hosted by our potential customers in a tempura restaurant, eating from beak to tail feathers. I sipped sake swiftly and hoped for a sale.
School dinners were a breeze!

Retread Sun 12-Apr-26 21:57:49

Without a doubt - faggots 🤢

BlueBelle Sun 12-Apr-26 22:17:23

My Nan used to cook Tripe I never could eat it

Mollygo Sun 12-Apr-26 22:22:29

Whelks!
The worst school dinner? As a teacher, I chose fish pie-which turned out to be tinned sardines laid in rows under mashed potato. I was grateful that their heads were removed, though the fins and tails weren’t.

Allira Sun 12-Apr-26 22:47:37

Firstly horrible meat at primary school.

Stuffed heart at senior school. The smell of it made me want to heave. No-one was allowed pudding until everyone on the table finished dinner. I was a slow eater and used to sit silently, with tears rolling down my face at first, but soon learnt to eat fast and swallow everything as the older girls on the table would all stare at you till you finished so they could have their revolting tapioca pudding!
Sponge pudding and pink custard was always good.

Allira Sun 12-Apr-26 22:49:38

Firstly horrible meat at primary school.

Gristly horrible meat.
Thanks autocorrect.

Ladyleftfieldlover Sun 12-Apr-26 22:53:57

Does anyone remember Primary School liver which could have been used to repair your shoes?