Make us laugh [grin]

Grandad - This tea tastes weak

Nana - It's not yorkshire tea

Grandad - Gnatspiddle

Grandson #1 Where's gnatspiddle

needless to say nana and grandad had a good chuckle

A mummy biscuit and a baby biscuit were walking along the road.
The baby biscuit tripped up and was run over by a speeding car.
The mummy biscuit said 'Oh crumbs'

wots saga

Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned Saga on Gransnet!

Well, it was a short one.

And not rude.

The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, 'I can't make it, I'll get too tired.'

His mother replied, 'Don't worry, I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine.'

The baby started to cry.

'What's wrong?' asked the mother sympathetically.

'I don't want to end up being pigeon towed.'

They have some good funnies on the Saga website.

I'll just nip over and get one.

joe goes into pub and asks for 6 whiskies
He drinks them straight down
My ....you drank those quick said barman
You would if you had what I have said joe
whats that said barman ..
one pound said joe

Here are a couple of stories some emailed to me :-

She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter - as she'd done many times before.
After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"
I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.....

I can see Mrs. P doing that now
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.
He asked me how old I was, and I told him - 62.
My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"