OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES

Maybe Granny23 she's be watching something like Angelina Ballerina, with close attention.

When ds1 was small, he used to refer to a certain high street store as "Marks & 'Spensive"

He was also telling me about their next school event (which he used to call "The Harvest Vegetable" ) and explaining that on Wednesday they were doing it for the Mummys and Daddys, but on Thursday "it would be for, for...... oh, you know Mummy, the crumple faced ladies and gentlemen!"

He meant the residents of the local old peoples home, but it was the "Ladies and Gentlemen" bit that finished me!

It was a miserable day when this conversation took place

GD (aged 3) Mummy how old is the sky?
DD It's very old.
GD Then I think we should get a new one.

lovely little girl aged 4 was playing with baby brother who was crawling all o ver her "Oh Stanley" says she "mind my bullocks"
still makes me snigger

Someone on the radio announced that it was Shakespeare's birthday. 3 year old DS rushed into the kitchen,'' Mummy, Mummy, it's Shakespeare's birthday ,can we go to his party?'' DD aged 4and a bit,'' Don't be silly , it's much too far!''

Overheard while I was babysitting recently:

2-yr-old: She's my granny
10-yr-old: No, she's our granny
2-yr-old She's my our granny

Little sweetie!

She is indeed bagitha. I could have eaten her! (Metaphorically speaking I hasten to add!)

Please don't shout!!

Eh???

My four year old grandson told me he was suffering from germs and weasels

A few years back my daughter came home and announced very seriously that her friend's granny was ill but she couldn't remember what was wrong with her. She thought it was either chickenpops or ammonia!!

My 3 year old grandson had been making gingerbread men with his mum. When he smelled them as they came out of the oven, he said 'I can't believe my nose!'

I cooked spring greens to have with our roast ham today. My 6 year old DGD came into the kitchen and said "What is that stuff that smells like Daddy's farts?".

mamie hope you enjoyed you lunch!

My DGD2 (3) absorbed by a TV wildlife programme then wistfully turned to her mum and said, 'I can't be an otter when I grow up can I?'

One day I was getting dressed and realised my clothes were downstairs having been ironed the previous night.
I dashed downstairs stark naked and my DH shouted to the children 'look Mummy's got no clothes on' and aimed a playful smack at my bottom.
Fast forward to later that day and we were with my sister at a local attraction when she took my three year old son to the loo. He told her in clarion tones ' Mummy was naked today and Daddy smacked her'
My sister's face was scarlet!

ah, nanaej , not a dolphin either, dammit. So not fair.

While waching TV with my grandaughter then 5, a trailer came on for the Paul O'grady show . I said I like Paul O'grady she replied I like poor old lady too

DH and I spent a night at DD's last week and little Will looked up when DH came into the kitchen next morning and said "Gwampa?" (yes Will) "It's vewy wainy outside". He is 25 months- I know I am biased, but how sweet and so like a (little) man!

Shortly after having a very basic discussion with DS1 about babies and where they come from (think along lines of tiny fishy things and swimming) we were in the library when an extremely heavily pregnant lady came and stood next to us. DS1 did a double-take and then said very excitedly and very loudly..."mummy, that lady must have a whale in her tummy"!

Heard a tale yesterday about a child on a bus with her pregnant mum. A very large, but not pregnant, lady got on and the child stared long and hard. When she got off the ringing tones of a 3 year old could be heard saying 'that lady had two babies, one in each bottom!'

brilliant!
front and back bottoms maybe?

Seb (aged 5 and a half): Daddy, I can spell 'I'll'

SiL: That's good, Seb, tell me.

Seb: 'I' 'suppository' 'double l'

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Hattie (aged 4, keen ballerina but also enjoys watching 'boys' films with Seb, at Aunt's wedding reception): Seb and James are on my dance floor!

DD1: Well, actually, it's the dance floor for everyone so you'll have to share it, is that ok?

Hattie: (screaming) No, I've had enough now and I hope they DIE!

kitty I do love a drama queen! They run in our family!!

nanaej I can't imagine where she gets it from - oh, yes, her mother and her two aunts!!