My Grandfather was a giant, I am sure of that and he used to get drunk and give me all his coins..........teaching me the evils of drink and the value of money at the same time. He had a huge garden and 100, ring tail pigeons that he would let fly.
He also had an enormous black dog that I was allowed to boss around and I slept under the table witht that dog whenever I was there. A lifetime's devotion to dogs began under that kitchen table.
He was terribly fierce and most suitors ran off when confronted by him opening the front door, one called Norman, left his scarf when he fled and my dad wore the foresaken scarf for years as a bit of a trophy.
He was married to little nannie, who told fortunes using playing cards, she'd have a glass of Guiness and a No 6 fag going and tell all the young women enquiring after future husbands 'I wouldn't have him if his a* hole was dripping in diamonds'...........especially when any of us asked, no one good enough for us.
She wore steel toe capped shoes for seeing muggers off and took us to the wrestling and bingo and to pay her funeral plan at the CoOp.
My other nannie, was a gentile French woman, who dressed beautifully, while living in a bombed out slum, full of rats and no bathroom. She loved a flutter on the horses and would wash sitting behind a clothes horse covered in sheets, making a screen so that people on the telly could not see her. When my cousin was on we both waved at him.
Her front door as always open and the local skin heads used to just walk in and she'd take their trousers up for them, as she loved to sew and also having had many sons of her own did not find hulking lads in the home at all alarming.
Her husband had died before I was born but I understand that he was fun and a wonderful artist, he painted a life size hunting scene around the boy' bedroom in one of the 2 rooms they had to live in (8kids) the fox's tail was disappearing out into the hall way. I do wish that I had met him.
Bless them all often in my thoughts, hope I am managing to be as colourful and loving as they were.