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Rufus2 Sun 25-Aug-19 15:40:42

Cartoon caption, courtesy of The Oldie Mag.

"I'm re-marrying my ex-wife for my money"

"People who can't distinguish between "entomology" and "etymology," bug me in ways I can't put into words.

MawB Sun 25-Aug-19 16:52:43

Hope this is legible

sodapop Sun 25-Aug-19 17:33:19

Love it MawB smile

Rufus2 Sat 31-Aug-19 11:32:22

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everyone agrees!

To the man who only has a hammer in his toolbox, every problem looks like a nail

The best way to escape a problem is to solve it

BradfordLass72 Sun 01-Sep-19 07:20:51

Maw I have a very good friend whose doctor recently said her 'collateral' was too high.
She regularly gives to Red Cross but does it 'anominously' and her daughters always forgets the Wi-five password.
When she gets a joint twinge she takes, 'Ifobruafen' and she brought me some lemons in the hope I'd make Lemon Cur for her.

Mrs Malaprop has nothing on her!

Framilode Sun 01-Sep-19 07:28:06

A friend of mine is always complaining about her 'wanky' knee.

Jane10 Sun 01-Sep-19 07:36:14


Rufus2 Sun 01-Sep-19 12:14:50

When they discover the centre of the universe, many people will be disappointed that they're not it!

BradfordLass72 Mon 02-Sep-19 04:31:25

Rufus2 I have just written a post on that very subject.

I am expecting to be assassinated.

Rufus2 Wed 04-Sep-19 10:01:34

Rufus2 I have just written a post on that very subject.
I am expecting to be assassinated

You speak in riddles! Where is this post and who is going to do this dreadful deed!? shock