Bits and Bobs

Rufus2 I have just written a post on that very subject.
I am expecting to be assassinated

You speak in riddles! Where is this post and who is going to do this dreadful deed!?

Rufus2 I have just written a post on that very subject.

I am expecting to be assassinated.

When they discover the centre of the universe, many people will be disappointed that they're not it!

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A friend of mine is always complaining about her 'wanky' knee.

Maw I have a very good friend whose doctor recently said her 'collateral' was too high.
She regularly gives to Red Cross but does it 'anominously' and her daughters always forgets the Wi-five password.
When she gets a joint twinge she takes, 'Ifobruafen' and she brought me some lemons in the hope I'd make Lemon Cur for her.

Mrs Malaprop has nothing on her!

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everyone agrees!

To the man who only has a hammer in his toolbox, every problem looks like a nail

The best way to escape a problem is to solve it

Love it MawB

Hope this is legible