words that grandchildren mispronounce

Hop Copter from a 3yr old. ( now 61 )
For helicopter.

Dressing down (dressing gown)
Sandwinge (sandwich)
Gingerbread cat ?
Tingle bells (jingle bells)

DD came up with 'raditaters' when we needed to put the heating on. 'Heliclockters' frequently flew over our house.

DS became a dab hand at unskinning (peeling) the carrots.

GS's favourite mid-morning snack is a glass of milk with a piece of 'fat jack' (flapjack).

All these are in use in the family and we are looking d=forward to adding to our personal dictionaries!

Spotty McDougall dog( my daughter at 5 years old) describing a Dalmatian dog because it was an advert with a Dalmatian for McDougal flour.

When my son, age 4, came home from his first day at school, I asked if he had made any friends, yes he said, what was his name I said, after a pause "it was a bit like rabbit and sprout!", we worked it out, Robert!

DS1 came up with ‘knock knock egg’ for boiled egg, ‘splattered egg’ for fried egg and ‘oggat’ for yogurt. Aged about two.

Oh my goodness! This thread is EXACTLY what I need tonight - thank you all for the giggles!

My son at around 2yo couldn't say "biscuits" , so decided they were "boddits". We still ask if anyone would like a boddit.

After parking in the par cark we went shopping in Happytat. We still have cuggles, a mix up of hugs and cuddles.

I still say cloclit even though no one in house has called chocolate that for many years ?

Dd used to say pomato basanjes instead of tomato sandwiches.
Apparently my df used to say toot toot instead of beetroot when he was little.
My dn used to love picking the fowlies

My granddaughter loved Christmas and all the titty lights!

When my son was three (73 years ago! ) on drinking a cup of tea he said “this tea is stagerous”. It was too strong.
My daughter at aged two said maw maw for orange.

My youngest dgd, who has just started school, calls PE pea / pee / 'P'.

When I picked her up from school and she tried to tell me that her class had had pea where they had dinner (the school hall), or words to that effect, I really had no idea what she meant. It was literally hours before the penny finally dropped!

I smile now when I think of PE.

Loads!
Combinder Fasteder (Combine Harvester)
Car stramporter (transporter)
Go gee go (motorbike) ?
Destructions (Instructions - which we still use)
Joffis (Joseph)
Shotting list (shopping)
But best of all was when reciting ‘Old King Cole’. Apparently, he’s a Merry #rsehole!

Elless

When one of my son's was three he knocked his front teeth out and at his nursery the head teacher was called Mr Tucker, you can imagine what my son used to call him ? He also had a foldaway construction site toy which he used to call his 'confruction shite' ??

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My youngest daughter always insisted on calling a umbrella an Ella umbra

My grandaughter loved an upatee, for cup of tea - she still does and she's 18 now

A friend's son called the loft conversion a loft confusion!

When one of my grandsons started talking he used to call me ‘gaggy’ (I am granny) Another one used to call the cat flap a ‘flap jack’ They’re both young men now and cringe when I remind them.

Milkowave for microwave!

ambulance was , like fire engines "nee-naws" from the sound

Ahh yes. Miss Polly sent for a doctor with a ’dick, dick, dick’!

Last week I found some conkers. For some reason my 5 Yr old GS kept calling them mushrooms!!

When she was 2 our granddaughter was struggling with words, and my daughter took a vid of her trying to pronounce names of animals on picture flash- cards …. Her interpretation of ‘Flamingo’ came out as ‘ fiffymeemo’ it’s all there on video……to embarrass her in the future . It’s so gorgeously cute.