No, N&G, you`re not mad, you`re being perfectly reasonable. Unfortunately, there are people who make house viewing something of a hobby, with no intention of purchasing any house they see, you could have been victim to a few of these.
Soop, so sorry that Bracken is unhelpable, such a pity that you haven`t been able to "tame" her enough to get access to her.
MawB, sorry your hubby had a seback, hope he`s on the up again now.
Cornergran, no, we don`t have a room spare to use as a kitchen. The plan is to bring the microwave in here, also the f/freezer, but where the heck we`ll put them, heaven knows, this room is only 12`x13`, and has quite a bit of furniture, but we`ll cope, somehow. My main worry is where to put everything out of the kitchen cupboards. We`ll have to interrupt the workmen fairly often a well, because our toilet is downstairs, and only accessible via the kitchen, but I have informed them of that. MawB, that`s a great idea, putting the fridge in the garage, but then I`d still be in their way going outside to fetch stuff, although it would solve the space problem. I`ve had a call today, their surveyor is coming at 6.30pm tomorrow.
What did you never own up to ?
The main room in your house...


sorry to hear DH had to visit A & E - that's a worry but at least you got carrot cake !! There's a silver lining to every cloud
Sorry, I also thought your post was very humorous. Especially when you described your husband struggling to change his clothes in the back of the car. The flatulent dog reminds me of a dog owned by pals of ours. He always sat on my lap and farted (noisily) non stop throughout a visit. Our pal didn't bat an eyelid. 
