Because I know you have all been waiting with bated breath to see how I got on with the biopsy I had recently, otherwise known as a LLetz, I am proud to tell you that my cervix has passed with flying colours. Nothing abnormal detected. Yeah!!! 
Just google for reassurance. It is not cancer and will not develop into cancer. Usually goes away on its own. You would never receive bad news in a letter 
Depriving it's owner of red blood cells causing anemia causing light headedness, lack of energy, rushing sound in ear, generally feeling rubbish. Naughty uterus. Your job is done now, just give it up!
Good news ruby, one less thing to worry about 
I LOVE Silver Cervix! That's going to come to mind every time I hear about posh waitressing now
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Didn't Kenny Rogers do, 'Roooooooooby, Don't take your love to town?'
Or have I got the wrong singer? 
I do hope Grannyknot hasn't been googling Kenny Roger....cervix. 
Wonderful news ruby! Did your waitress/waiter give you Silver Cervix at the restaurant? Sorry, couldn't resist 
What an amusing thread. Did you show your cervix the letter?
What Kenny Rogers song?!
I'm very happy for you both ruby, you've been together through thick and thin! 
Good news! Your cervix deserves a glass of bubbly. Best you drink it yourself, though, eh. Getting thrown out of the restaurant might spoil your treat 
Good news, ruby. Your post about taking your cervix out to dinner will have me humming the Kenny Rogers song all day now.
Oh that's such good news. You must be on cloud 9
Very happy for you Ruby - not nice to have anything like that hanging over you!
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