MeltonMatthew that sounds amazing. We live near Cheddar... home of amazing cheese. There was a wonderful programme on Points West about the caves that are used for cheese 'ageing'!
I wish people would not paint all Americans with the brush that they are fat, lazy, know nothing about cheese or other things. That's an unfair generalisation as it cannot possibly apply to all. Spend some time on Quora if you want some examples. I am very unhappy with the state of the US right now, but most American food is very nice. I miss Maine lobster like crazy, there is nothing like it. And huge Gulf shrimp, Chesapeake Bay crabs. And organic beef and lamb from a butcher, just like here, is lovely.
My only food complaint is pork...American pork is almost a pure white meat and little flavour.
Here pork and pork sausage tastes like the farmyard... and that is how it should be. 