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Embarrassing: Camping & Constipated

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rachb2020 Thu 20-Aug-20 19:32:53

Sorry this is a bit embarrassing but we are currently on a camping holiday and I can't poo! We've been here since last Saturday afternoon and it just won't happen.

It's not helping having to use the site toilets - a 10 minute walk across a field and then six cubicles, lack of privacy and my bottom won't relax.

Then the more I worry that I'm not pooing the worse it gets. I've spent ages sitting in my cubicle waiting for everyone else to leave, which never happens!

Any tips on how I can finally go to the toilet?

CrazyGrandma2 Sat 22-Aug-20 10:01:39

Was always a problem until someone recommended eating a kiwi fruit a day. I have no idea what's in the fruit but problem solved!

Grandyma Sat 22-Aug-20 10:12:34

Lactose & plums ?

Clevedon Sat 22-Aug-20 10:44:43

Best thing I have found and tried quite a few is TROO syrup from Holland and Barrett. It's a miracle for me ?

Onthemoors Sat 22-Aug-20 10:46:12

So sympathise with you Rachb, I've suffered exactly the same, and tried everything, But......what's working for me & continues to do so for the last 3 months, is 2 small pieces of good quality liquorice every day and just before bed, a couple of dessert spoons of AllBran Original(not the flakes) in milk. No longer straining and very regular.

RosesAreRed21 Sat 22-Aug-20 10:47:05

I am the same when we go away - new surroundings, etc - but never been camping and I think i would be like you and never go - think what Kesterel Is saying above is great advice. Remember to drink plenty as that can made you very constipated. Try eating tic tacs, or Harrbo’s are supposed to work well in that dept.

Good luck x

SusieFlo Sat 22-Aug-20 10:52:44

Take a puzzle book with you, soduku is good. Don’t forget pencil and rubber though! Something you can concentrate on. A map is good toosmile Also a couple of pruned before bed!!!!

SusieFlo Sat 22-Aug-20 10:53:22

Prunes that should have read!

leeds22 Sat 22-Aug-20 11:03:50

Back in my French camping days, I was always amused by the sound effects coming from the adjacent men’s loos. No embarrassment there from the mostly Dutch menfolk.
Prunes and Yakult are good for me but I like the idea of 2 Mars bars a previous poster mentioned

JillRB Sat 22-Aug-20 11:05:27

Try a good helping of sweetcorn to break it up - works every time for me - though you have to wait a little while for things to start working! I speak as one who has recently come back from wild camping in Scotland - where he choice of site involved finding suitable cover for the sort of operations under discussion here.....bushes and bracken and brambles ...hmm

Janiepops Sat 22-Aug-20 11:11:08

Rachb,this is what I do, works a treat. Lift the loo seat up, use a wipe to clean the bare porcelain seat, then sit down, your body creates an air tight vacuum around top, you can fart and poop away, and only you can hear anything, it’s quietly muffled from anyone outside! Traps any pong too. Then when finished a quick spray of mini air freshener, job done!! ( oh and a couple of glycerin suppositories up yer poo pipe 20 mins before you go! Seems to melt everything!!) ??

NemosMum Sat 22-Aug-20 11:22:56

Nobody should be embarrassed to use a toilet. That's what they are for! And please don't ignore the urge to go, as others have said, it just makes matters worse and can kill off the sensory nerves in your rectum which tell you to when to go. Take a book, use your mobile to listen to some music and wait. I have to say, I have to spend a lot of time in the loo even though I have had the opposite problem since a teenager (IBS), so there are noises and pongs. There's nothing I can do about that, but laugh it off. I do have experience of constipation as a result of drugs I was given to combat sickness in chemotherapy, and I had 3 prunes every morning with 'overnight oats' (oat flakes soaked in apple juice). It worked for me. I hope you are better soon.

Luckygirl Sat 22-Aug-20 11:25:21

Having suffered from IBS for decades and being a veteran of public loos, I am totally immune to embarrassment about noises and smells. Just let it all hang out!

And spending so much time attending to nature, I have heard some fascinating conversations between and within cubicles, especially when there are children involved!

marpau Sat 22-Aug-20 11:32:55

Wetheralls sugar free toffees don't know what's in the artificial sweeteners but it definitely gets things moving

Joesoap Sat 22-Aug-20 11:40:39

I loathe having to use a public toilet, when there will be people waiting,it just doesnt happen then, and I get a bit paranoid and can only think of one thing, why are we ladies like this?

Candelle Sat 22-Aug-20 11:42:16

Drink gallons of water.

East prunes, popcorn and licquorice (don't quite know if these are available on a camp site - with a shop?)

Fybogel is useful (from a chemist).

'Blow up a balloon' (a figurative one) when sitting waiting - that promotes the correct bit of you to work in a good way.

Good luck!

TillyWhiz Sat 22-Aug-20 11:42:36

I used to have exactly the same problem when camping - I depended on apples and licorice allsorts. I used to try to find a quiet public loo when out and about!

Camelotclub Sat 22-Aug-20 11:42:42

This is why I'd never go camping! Hope things have moved along for you by now.

MissAdventure Sat 22-Aug-20 11:43:04

I try and wait until the hand dryer goes on to do the deed (or at least one installment of it!)

DotMH1901 Sat 22-Aug-20 11:54:46

Glad i am not the only one who finds it difficult to use a public toilet! I would take my phone with me and play music to 'hide' what I was doing smile As someone else says, men don't seem to worry about using public toilets (or using the loo when visiting family/friends etc), wonder why we women worry so much about it?

kwest Sat 22-Aug-20 12:04:43

So pleased this thread is here. I was born with this tendency,
I know to never eat white bread and to avoid white flour in products, unless bread has lots of seeds and high fibre content.
A large mug of hot tea seems to get things on the right track but I always try to have high fibre diet and I take peppermint oil capsules morning and night. If I don't then I suffer. Staying anywhere new does seem to have the psychological affect of stopping things from happening. I have learned some extra tips from this thread. Never thought of kiwi fruit but will give it a try.

Theoddbird Sat 22-Aug-20 12:06:29

Cut meat and bread out of your diet....meat especially clogs you up. You will soon be 'flowing' again

Sing19 Sat 22-Aug-20 12:10:39

@Bluesky and @MissAdventure, I live in Singapore! Thanks!

Jaye53 Sat 22-Aug-20 12:20:47

I always take a packet of those tablets for constipation as a last resort

JaneRn Sat 22-Aug-20 13:54:33

@rachb2020

You have highlighted why there is nothing in this world that has ever persuaded me to go camping, and having to trek to find a loo or a shower would be top of the list. Give me my creature comforts every time!

geekesse Sat 22-Aug-20 14:03:26

Jaye53

I always take a packet of those tablets for constipation as a last resort

A whole packet? All at once??????

Crikey.