Long term follower, but only now becoming active on GN.
I am due for a hip replacement by the end of May (fingers crossed), and have found this thread very helpful in getting up to speed with what to expect.
I had a telephone pre-assessment appointment, followed by a visit to the hospital for bloods, ecg, swabs etc. in the last week of February. I was told surgery would be about twelve weeks from that time.
I came away from the hospital with two bottles of Pre-Op drink., a tube of antibiotic nasal ointment and a large bottle of
antiseptic body wash. And lots of written instructions to go with these items. Now, I noted with interest that the body wash bottle, issued by the hospital pharmacy, has an expiry date of 31.5.22. So I assume that (fingers crossed again) surgery will be about that time. This will also be about twelve weeks from my pre-assessment appointments, but I have not been given any date yet. The hospital Surgical Rehab Team are phoning me mid May ‘to see what equipment I may need’. Apparently they will be sending me a questionnaire beforehand.
I thought surgical pre-assessments took place a couple of weeks before surgery. But perhaps twelve weeks is the new normal.
Who knows?
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