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can you boost your sex drive,naturally?

(73 Posts)
infoman Fri 08-Sept-23 10:56:04

not with tablets or other aids,
but with natural products like vegetables and fruit?

StacyAnna Sat 09-Sept-23 13:36:11

Millie22

I still can't understand what's funny about that.

Perhaps a different sort of humour 😂

Two nuns in the bath. One says 'where's the soap' and the other one replies ' it does, doesn't it' (it wears the soap if you use it in the bath)

Millie22 Sat 09-Sept-23 13:26:32

I still can't understand what's funny about that.

Perhaps a different sort of humour 😂

StacyAnna Sat 09-Sept-23 11:41:25

Georgesgran

The nuns in the bath joke was added into the end of The Vicar of Dibley, told by Geraldine to Alice, whose lack of understanding made it all the funnier. It’s how to spell where/wear that makes the joke.

Oh, I used to love that ending of the programme, where she told lovely, daffy Alice a joke smile. (The actress, Emma Chambers, sadly died aged only 53).

Georgesgran Sat 09-Sept-23 09:02:28

The nuns in the bath joke was added into the end of The Vicar of Dibley, told by Geraldine to Alice, whose lack of understanding made it all the funnier. It’s how to spell where/wear that makes the joke.

Norah Sat 09-Sept-23 08:35:43

This.

Millie22 Sat 09-Sept-23 08:30:50

I've just had to ask my DH to explain the nuns in the bath thing 🛀

Never heard that before but then I'm very young!!

Jaxjacky Sat 09-Sept-23 08:29:55

So that’s why the 5 a day, fruit and veg that is.

StacyAnna Sat 09-Sept-23 07:38:16

But the number fell sharply with age
Need to eat more fruit and veg then, clearly grin

Foxygloves Sat 09-Sept-23 07:33:13

Sad to report Infoman, but you may be asking in the wrong place (with apologies to all who do not fit this demographic)

According to today’s DT
STRAIGHT women over the age of 70 have less sex than men in their age bracket, a study suggests, with just 21 per cent reporting sexual activity in the past three weeks.
Researchers from the University of East Anglia (UEA), in collaboration with King’s College London and University College London, questioned more than 5,000 people aged 18 and older during the 2022 monkeypox outbreak
They found that the vast majority of people had either zero or one sexual partner in the preceding three weeks. But the number fell sharply with age

Redhead56 Sat 09-Sept-23 00:45:01

With the guarantee of a hairy chest under all those garments!

hollysteers Sat 09-Sept-23 00:16:26

I don’t know about natural aids, but this would work for me.

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 08-Sept-23 22:40:01

You’re not alone.🤔

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 22:24:48

Callistemon21

ixion

OK.
You have two options -
Carry on here or just read Fleurpepper above @ 20.29.57

Where's the soap?
✔️
Yes.
^Ta da^

I went to a naice all-girls' school and led a very sheltered life.

I had to look it up.
I don't think I'm alone in 🤔

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 22:22:11

ixion

OK.
You have two options -
Carry on here or just read Fleurpepper above @ 20.29.57

Where's the soap?
✔️
Yes.
^Ta da^

I went to a naice all-girls' school and led a very sheltered life.

Jaxjacky Fri 08-Sept-23 21:19:00

Guesswhat

I think Marianne Faithful herself refuted the Mars Bar rumour. If I recall correctly, she was very offended by it.

I think it was refuted by all parties, after the required publicity!!

Guesswhat Fri 08-Sept-23 21:07:28

On topic, I’ve read somewhere that pumpkin seeds serve as an aphrodisiac. Oh, and watermelons too.

Guesswhat Fri 08-Sept-23 21:04:49

I think Marianne Faithful herself refuted the Mars Bar rumour. If I recall correctly, she was very offended by it.

ixion Fri 08-Sept-23 20:54:19

Blimey, that was laboured😉

ixion Fri 08-Sept-23 20:53:28

OK.
You have two options -
Carry on here or just read Fleurpepper above @ 20.29.57

Where's the soap?
✔️
Yes.
Ta da

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:47:38

Avocados every time 😁

Parsley3 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:40:45

Jings, crivens, helpmaboab! I am having to avert my eyes from some of these saucy posts.
Still, to get back to the OP, pomegranates are said to be a powerful aphrodisiac, so give them a try.

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:38:11

Germanshepherdsmum

Lord, I’m thick or naive or both, 😯

I'll ask my granddaughter!

Oh, perhaps not, I can see DS's disapproving look already 😁

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 08-Sept-23 20:36:24

Lord, I’m thick or naive or both, 😯

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:36:13

ixion

Here you are Calli.
First, interpret the picture, then
Add the emoji 🧼

When you've got that, we'll talk about the final line!

--Who needs Wordle?--

I'm feeling as if I missed out somewhere ...

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:34:20

Thank you for the explanation, Georgesgran 😁
I shall never eat a Mars Bar again!