What would you REALLY like to eat? Light-hearted

Right now I would like something totally delicious that I haven’t cooked!

Today I have eaten exactly what I liked, partly because I've had what I think was a bit of a cold (mostly ear and throat ache; it's pretty much over now I think), but also because I usually do anyway, just with a bit more greenery than today. Today I ate:

About half a dozen Deglet Noor dates, 1 white chocolate digestive biscuit, 3 small mugs of weak tea with full cream milk

half an apple (chopped), 3 strawberries (also chopped), couple of heaped tablespoons of Greek style full fat yogurt, slab of home-made chocolate cake (containing, among other things, Guiness and buttermilk) with a full fat cream cheese icing; another mug of tea

3 pieces of Proper Turkish Delight and more tea

home-made latte made with full fat milk, 2 Fox’s chocolate ring biscuits

1 beef and chorizo sausage, 2 slices bacon, one egg (fried), half a small can of baked beans, water to drink.

Between times I put some tables together at work and did some serious gardening, what I call rhododendron bashing.

Breakfast ….porridge with blueberries, maple syrup and cream

Lunch. ……ploughman’s with a large pork pie

Dinner…….Faggos ,peas and chips

Gosh, I couldn’t eat that much if I tried! I’d have jam or marmalade on my usual plain buttered toast in the morning, either soup with some buttered crusty bread or cheese and biscuits for lunch and a pasta dish, shepherd’s pie or bangers and mash with onion gravy and fried onions for dinner, and some wine. No dessert. No snacks . I have my limitations!

My breakfast would be what I have now which is shredded wheat with fresh berries. It all goes downhill after that though it would be a doughnut for elevenses. Lunch would be crusty bread roll with salad, a packet of crisps, with cake to finish.
Dinner would be either a beef madras curry with all the extras or a roast with Yorkshire puddings. Rhubarb crumble for afters.
Evening would be chocolate, more crisps and probably indigestion.