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RebeccaJames Sat 21-Feb-26 15:05:11

I hope my tale of woe will make you laugh - but a change to my normal medication means I haven't been able to poo for three days now!

My eyes are almost popping out from the straining!

Please can everyone wish me good luck that one day I can finally "go" !!!

Allira Sat 21-Feb-26 20:07:23

Litterpicker

Pears do it for me 😀

Dried pears especially!

Litterpicker Sat 21-Feb-26 20:05:03

Pears do it for me 😀

AGAA4 Sat 21-Feb-26 19:56:36

Please Do Not strain. You can end up with a prolapse. Just try some of the advice given by other posters.
A doctor recommended raisins to friend.

crazyH Sat 21-Feb-26 19:38:10

My sister ‘went’ only once a week and survived for 85 years .
But if it’s bothering you, prunes are your best friend.

JamesandJon33 Sat 21-Feb-26 19:31:04

Remember Syrup of Figs? My mother’s go to.

NotaGrannie Sat 21-Feb-26 17:36:39

Under normal circumstances
Kiwi fruit is effective and gentle - keeps things moving

I also keep linseeds in a pepper grinder and add a sprinkling over any and all foods. Linseeds are more effective when ground, otherwise can pass straight through grin
The ground linseeds are tasteless and can be added to sweet/savoury foods, sandwiches, salads etc

The sprinkling becomes routine and easy to maintain.

hope things ease for you soon

RosiesMawagain Sat 21-Feb-26 17:22:31

Soft dried apricots - never fails me

GrannieWalker Sat 21-Feb-26 17:20:57

Get your feet up! RebeccaJames
When sitting on the loo … raise your feet. The stretcher bar on my bathroom stool (that’s the item of furniture ‘stool’, not the other!!! wink ) is about 8/9 inches above the floor, perfect perch for my feet to move things along nicely.
As well, of course, aiming for high fibre diet, keeping hydrated and boosting healthy gut biome.
Last resort is lactalose and senna when medication has upset everything.

Fallingstar Sat 21-Feb-26 17:10:34

Dried apricots or prunes if you want dynamite.

Fallingstar Sat 21-Feb-26 17:09:30

Chocolate works for me every time, or liquorice Allsorts. And I just so happen to love eating them both so am pretty regular 🤣

CocoPops Sat 21-Feb-26 16:55:05

2 glycerine suppositories

RebeccaJames Sat 21-Feb-26 16:16:25

Thanks everyone smile

JamesandJon33 Sat 21-Feb-26 16:03:32

Liquorice

grandMattie Sat 21-Feb-26 15:57:17

Pineapple does it for me.
Good luck!

LOUISA1523 Sat 21-Feb-26 15:56:33

Movicol was my friend when I was having chemo...took it daily

25Avalon Sat 21-Feb-26 15:56:31

Chia seeds are supposed to be very good, although if you eat too many they have the opposite effect.

Usedtobeblonde Sat 21-Feb-26 15:54:36

I have just eaten 2 large kiwi fruits in my battle.
I have prunes, apricots and raisins on my bran cereal as well but still need lactulose occasionally.
It actually isn’t funny at all.

Allira Sat 21-Feb-26 15:53:12

www.gransnet.com/forums/health/1333817-Painkillers-Constipation

www.gransnet.com/forums/health/1346516-Knee-Surgery-and-Constipation

Hope this helps.
Don't strain!

butterandjam Sat 21-Feb-26 15:52:30

RebeccaJames

Thanks everyone - I need dynamite up my bottom to deal with my constipation!

drink a carton of pineapple juice.

Guaranteed result given to me by a nurse.. she was right :-)

Allira Sat 21-Feb-26 15:49:48

Aveline

Tell yourself 'This too shall pass'!
After my first knee op I had this problem. A comforting GNer told me that when he finally managed to 'go', he felt he should notify the coastguard about an approaching danger to shipping!

RebeccaJames told us it happened last year and the year previously after operations.

Yes, the medication can do it, as well as iron tablets.

There must have been good advice on those threads.

Aveline Sat 21-Feb-26 15:48:02

Tell yourself 'This too shall pass'!
After my first knee op I had this problem. A comforting GNer told me that when he finally managed to 'go', he felt he should notify the coastguard about an approaching danger to shipping!

Whitewavemark2 Sat 21-Feb-26 15:43:51

It is the most unpleasant experience.

3-4 years ago, I had covid swiftly followed by a very bad dose of the flu. The result of all the medication was being totally blocked to the eventual extent that I couldn’t sit down and my body (just like going into labour) went into pushing mode totally outside of my control - I was was sent pronto to A&E.

The doctor manually evacuated my bowel 😳😳😳, then gave me a very strong suppository. After 20 minutes I then proceeded to totally block the lavatory in A&E.

I have sworn to myself that I will never allow that to happen again. So every day I strive to eat 30g fibre and drink 6-8 glasses of fluid. I also (belt and braces😀) take 5+ml lactulose daily.

There is nothing more miserable imo

Allira Sat 21-Feb-26 15:35:17

As this keeps happening to you, RebeccaJames, do you think you need to go for further investigations.

Or at least change your diet?

Allira Sat 21-Feb-26 15:31:13

Or laxative based suppositories

Laxatives and suppositories.

RebeccaJames Sat 21-Feb-26 15:30:56

Thanks everyone - I need dynamite up my bottom to deal with my constipation!