ha ha Franbern, poor ratty, that's worse than my overflowing septic tank drain the day before a viewing!
I didn't feel at all comfortable with one viewer. We had engaged a local about ten years before to build our pagoda and he disappeared off to Oz half way through doing it.
He turned up one Sunday unannounced - my daughter was away at Uni. My late husband had played darts with his Dad, so I felt obliged to let him in. I did let the EA know, and he came the following Sunday with his wife - who was there obviously very reluctantly - and their two children, who kept saying the house was haunted. He asked to see the coal house and I had to explain about the septic tank overflow, not great. Was just being a nosey parker, another Fat Controller.
I am not particularly happy living here, but don't think I could go through the selling process again unless the system changes.