I've decided not to clean behind the washing machine when the repairman returns in case I waste water.
Also I'm taking all the dirty clothes out of the linen bin and hanging them on the line to air.
It's quite liberating
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Words of wisdom from literary gransnetters
We are surrounded by sea so why is fish so expensive?
EE sending me a new SIM card because I opted for a new deal.



Some old woman keeps popping up