Delivering Leaflets

Both!

Sunseeker.........is that for Frank or Andy?

Not forgetting his hi-viz vest

Home Guard?

Which uniform would you recommend Hilda? Perhaps Frank used to be a Boy Scout and be may still have his woggle?

Hunter old bean. From now on you will have to stand guard at your door, preferably in uniform and demand of anyone who dares to venture anywhere near your letter box with a firm 'Who goes there?' If they fail to answer .......set Andy on them.

Whilst 4.45am is early for mail deliveries have you thought maybe it is an early riser pensioner who is trying to suppliment their income ? I would go down the "No Junk Mail" route for your front door as suggested.

Get one of those notices "NO JUNK MAIL HERE", and stick it on the letter box.I,me going to get one this week, as I,me sick of "Pizza and curry house" leaflets.They go straight in the bin.Good luck with that, HUNTERF.

Aka

I know it is legal to deliver junk mail but at 4.45am?.

Frank

They are not allowed to ring the doorbell to announce the delivery, though, Frank, so at least you didn't have to answer the door.

Yes, according to the 'Delivery of Junk Mail and Other Garbage Act of 1987' subsection 2/iv it is legal to deliver providing it contains no offensive material.