FFS! Will you PLEASE tell us what you are currently doing! Although to use your own words "sorry if my question sounds intrusive" !
Of course if you are currently an undercover spy for some national agency, or even what I believe is called a"sleeper" then of course we cannot expect you to divulge such information, national security, official secrets act etc, but I'm starting to get a bit irritated by this! 
Are you wearing either a plain navy blue trouser and top outfit, or perhaps a kimono by any chance? Stop it with the constant apologies and thanks, I think we can take that as read by now.