replying in order of importance,
petallus, Go back to some of the earlier pages where, I, and several others, were of the opinion that this required means testing, and not only is this onerous to many, but would probably result in costing more than the benefits paid, as they are now, universally.
Only one way to peg a rug, as your nan knew, cut up your, or someone else's old clothes, cut out a suitably sized piece of burlap, and off you go.
Mamie, also go back a page or two(page 5, I think) Where I apologised for not treating the word, "universal' in it's strict context,and apologised (sort of )
Isn't it good learning how to put a line -through things-? sort of tempers the bile,or even purports to being a mistake.and the grin makes everything hunky- dory.
jeni, to many are confessing to being confused, a dangerous statement to be making, and never say you ,"must be getting SEILE" they will send the van round, time for a 
Annobel, Mecca, a city in western Saudi Arabia,but its not unusual to find one in the town/city in which many of us live, and likewise it is not inconsistent or incongruous to find somewhere called Valley in a place other than Wales, or indeed a valley.
And then we have a reply to something that doesn't deserve an answer?? Could eleven words be considered a "diatribe", if the sentence itself contains the word diatribe? Greatgran, your words are otiose, and I prefer to believe that the use of the word diatribe is used in the manner the ( latin through Greek) route takes, ie Discourse, Do not assume vitriol, when someone disagrees with you.
Ella it's not just you.
I imagine this disquisition has almost run its course now, what do others think?