Like Father Like Son?

I do wonder if it is possible to go so long without a wee?

You're not suggesting....?

They did mention tubes on HIGNFY.

It was very funny

But would the tinkling make a noise?
I suppose you wouldn't notice in that bear garden

Apart from anything else DVT could be an issue. Perhaps he wore flight socks.

I wonder if he walked funny when he got up and left the chamber. Having his equipment to take with him. Mind boggles!

I think the country should demand answers. We need to know.

Perhaps the speakers seat is a comode?

Doesn't he have a Deputy who could relieve him (no pun intended) occasionally?

He wouldn't dare risk missing anything, rose!

Perhaps he sits on one of those Porta Pottis that you can use in old caravans

Maybe he has trousers like Billy Connolly ( New caravans have portapottis too, not just old ones RQ . portapottis )

We used to have a Portapottie in our caravan. And a toilet tent. Wish we still had it. It was nice sitting there on a sunny morning with the zip half down, watching the bees in the hedgerow. [sigh]

Of course, on a wet day the toilet roll went all soggy.

Ours was in a tiny toilet cupboard with no light. We were OK as we were familiar with it and could find our way in the dark, but a friend who was visiting was in there for ages - we were waiting to hear the tinkle. I think he was afraid his aim wouid fail in the dark so his bladder seized up. He should have just sat down.

It used to get very hot though - the toilet tent- oh! I so miss our caravan

There is such a thing as a "Policeman's friend"- known on Wiki as a "Stadium Buddy"- thats Americanisation for you. I was always told they were used when on long stake-outs by the police- but this may not be true!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_buddy

Yes, I suppose they do, we haven't had a caravan for about 15 years. The last site we went to you could hook up to all services (like the Speaker, I suppose )

New caravans have portapottis too, not just old ones
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