Here's the 2nd piece:
I thought carefully about what to say about today's big announcement. Even I have politics fatigue. Then I saw this.
At an estimated cost of £100million, we in Scotland will be contributing to her Maj's new boat, like it or not.
And we won't get a choice about the £350million to do up her house either, or the eye-watering £5 BILLION to do up Westminster.
It is an insult, and a mockery to everyone who struggles, everyone trying to cope without work, with disability, with low wages, with childcare, and the host of other challenges that ordinary people face every day. And we have no choice.
Neither do we get to opt out of HS2, Trident, subsidies to power stations in Kent, London Cross Rail, or a host of other things that are no use to us, but will cost the Scottish Tax payer 10s of billions... while we here have foodbanks.
(At the same time Westminster has firmly chosen to opt out of paying anything for the new Forth Bridge, or any other infrastructure projects here.)
Of course, we also get no choice about being hauled out of the EU, and apparently our fishing waters, just like all EU nationals who live here, are to be a "bargaining chip" to be given up if something better is offered.... though personally I don't know what is better than securing the future of people I call my friends, or protecting the livelihoods of those on the coast.
Just before our last referendum, a friend told me they were voting No because they didn't want more borders, they didn't like the idea of cutting ourselves off from other people, and I could understand that. Except that now, the UK is going swiftly about cutting itself away from it's nearest neighbours, friends, markets, even simply away from the freedom we have enjoyed to travel, to work, to live.
And I for one, do not much care for the UK's new best friend. I want no part in being associated with anything that he stands for.
I know many of you are wincing at the idea of another referendum, of wading through the arguments again, of polarised views. But the point is this... Westminster gives us no choices. We were promised "like home rule" ... it never happened. We were left with no choices.
But today's announcement means we are being given a choice. A choice between more of this, more paying for yachts while children eat from handouts, more cosying up to Trump and joining him on the wrong side of the line, more of being regarded as so unimportant that our interests can be traded away, more borders.
Or you alternatively, you could choose something different. Something where you can have a say that means something.
A lot has changed since we last voted, the stakes are different, or we wouldn't be here again. But it will still be up to you, to your heart, to your head, to do what you think best.
So I'm not going to bombard everyone with lots and lots of politicking. Just take your time, have a hard think about what sort of place you want to live in, and what your place is in it.
And when your time to choose comes, remember how it feels to have a choice at all.