Read what you will into the news- the BBC this evening said that 'people in the north are 20% more likely to die than people in the south'.
I didn't realise that some southerners had achieved immortality.
The rest of the report did clarify what was meant of course and the report is based on the past five decades of statistics.
do you still have TV licensing stamps?
What foods that you aren't allergic to don't seem to agree with your body?
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?



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