Policies please!!!

I think you need to forget about the book and be a bit more responsible.

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pound-sterling-latest-updates-exchange-rate-theresa-may-leadership-brexit-cabinet-conservative-a8051621.html

You are being blamed for this.

Possible book title for you Theresa.
"Theresa in Blunderland" courtesy of yesterday's Observer.

Dave C as in call me Dave.

Mmm so "To David C without whom I wouldn't be where I am today."
I'm thinking "For Boris who always spoke his mind"
or
"For Michael G who cleared the way for me"

You could dedicate it to David Cameron. He's the one who left you in this mess resigned so that you could become PM.

I'm also puzzling about who to dedicate the book to. (It takes my mind off the other disasters) It should be my dear hubby of course, but there are so many others I have to thank.

I'd suggest Pride and Prejudice, but it's already been used. Same applies to Great Expectations.

Sorry, but you'll have to stop hiding so we know you've kept your head.

I'm very much thinking about "If" , you know from the poem "If you can keep your head when all about you "
It was going to be "Strong and Stable" but I've changed my mind.

"The Accidental PM" ?
Otherwise known as lots of accidents waiting to happen.

"Et tu, Priti?"
Or Andrea, or Anna, or Michael, or Philip, or Damien, or Gavin, or Boris (of course) etc etc

Come on , mostlyharmless, Theresa doesn't have time to think about that, she's busy running the country.
I expect Theresa's onto that already.

"How to be PM Without Really Trying."?

"Hiding in Plain Sight" ?

Dear Theresa
I hear Cameron has a book about to be published and has bought a house in Cornwall with the Royalties. Perhaps now is the time to be planning your retirement project book. I'm sure you're already collecting material for it. What would be a good title?
"Hanging on by the Fingertips"?
I'm sure other gransnetters could give you good advice on this.

These forty aren't singing from it.
Watch your back, sides and front, Theresa.

uk.businessinsider.com/r-forty-uk-conservative-lawmakers-ready-to-oust-pm-may-sunday-times-2017-11

I'm a little confused over how the government is coping with Brexit negotiations, while seeming to be very taken up with internal problems and general squabbling.

I expect you don't have time to explain that, tho, Theresa, as you only came here to ask for policies.

Maybe it doesn't matter what your policies are. Just get something or other printed up, as a hymn sheet for everybody to sing from.

I think you really need to call another election, if only for your own sanity. I see Gove and Boris are best buddies again.
The Labour party can get rid of Boris.

I am taking Boris's unsuitable statements very seriously but thank goodness for the distraction and will soon find a way of dealing with him. His silly remarks have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we have been given a two week deadline by Barnier and the EU. And we haven't a clue about what to do.

You know I think you could safely sack him now. He'd be a troublesome stirrer on the back benches, it's true, but surely the days when he was a credible contender for a leadership challenge are now gone. People only voted for him for Mayor of L because he was a larf. The joke has worn very thin and left nothing but a big mouth with no grown-up judgement ability. And if I could suggest, instead of re-assigning his grace-and-favour weekend cottage to another FS, you could use it for temporary accommodation for some homeless families for a while.

When are you bringing the book out?
I notice that John Crace has one called I, Maybot, just in time for your Christmas reading.

"The Foreign Secretary was expressing a personal view that he respects this Spanish ­tradition. However, he does not ­personally support bullfighting and he is proud the UK upholds the highest in animal welfare standards, including the ban on bullfighting in the UK."

Please, Theresa, can you gag Boris?
His foreign office support must be getting fed up of trying to cover up for his stupid remarks.
Have we ever needed a ban on bullfighting in the UK?

Can you, please, Theresa, give Davis a bit of back up in his negotiations, as you are obviously not going to sack him either?
Have you realised that if you have not reached an agreement with Barnier in two weeks, we will be crashing out of the EU without a safety net?
Is that what you intended in the first place?

I noticed. Very definite.
It could be before or after that time. Brilliant, Theresa.
Who do you think you are fooling?

dj "the best place to hide something is in plain sight". Boris is doing his best and while people are busy complaining about him they don't notice how useless the rest of us are we are free to get on with a proper Brexit. Did you notice I have set a definite date?

Yes, that's her, Jess.
I hope you don't mind me saying so, Theresa, but you appear to have reached the bottom of the barrel now.
Is that why you have not sacked Boris?