I am also a Haggard fan, NanKate! When DH and I first got married he was serving in Brunei, and one day, their Padre decided he wanted to travel up the Brunei River to visit a village in the rain forest, and take a gift - in this case a fruit cake - for the head man. DH and a few other chaps were appointed to look after him, and they were supposed to be away for a couple of days. They were doing okay until the outboard on their boat conked out and they could go no further, but they did have a radio so they moored up, ate the fruit cake and waited to be rescued, which they were, within hours, and ignominiously towed home. As far as I know, no-one wrote a book!?