I read this today:
It was his Big Speech on Brexit, the first that Jeremy Corbyn
Had given in a year, so naturally he spent large chunks of it
Talking about the NHS and the Iraq War and nationalising water and how the Tories love rich people.
All Corbyn gigs rely heavily on his greatest hits catalogue, and he wasn’t totally convinced that his new single, Bespoke
Customs Union, would go down well with tradional fans who might have voted for Brexit, so he avoided playing it for as long as possible.
His speech,which his spinners were keen to emphasise would put “clear blue water” between Labour and the government, was more a muddy stream, a string of vacuous, waffly cliches that set out an ill-defined goal of the EU giving Britain exactly what suits us best simply if we ask them nicely.
It was delivered in front of a driverless car.I do love a metaphor.Mr Corbyn has not brought himself to this point.
He has always rather liked the idea of Brexit.
It was a speech full of wind and hypocrisy.He accused Brexiteers of being led by ideology (a charge that nobody could ever cast at him of course) and nobly said that he doesn’t like to make personal attacks, two paragraphs before he accused the foreign secretary of “ a phoney jingoistic posturing”.
He decried the Tories for using soundbites, then deployed them himself. “We are leaving the EU but we are not leaving Europe,” he said, a line that Theresa May often uses.
And he called for a “close and co-operative relationship”; it was unclear how this differed from her “deep and special relationship”.
It appeared he was reading his speech for the first time, which may explain the odd pauses and such slips as “the Brexit brocess” ( wonen not allowed?)and “join us in supporting the option of a new cake —er,a new customs union.”
At the end,Rebecca Long-Bailey his shadow business secretary, took questions from the press, but didn’t seem to know who they were. “The man with the red tie and glasses....the woman with the fetching scarf....that lovely blue jumper over there” she sounded like David Dimbleby on Question Time.Is it really credible that a member of the Shadow Cabinet doesn’t recognise the political editors of Channel 4 News, The Guardian and Newsnight?
The leader dodged all their questions.
This is from ‘political sketch’ by Patrick Kidd (Times)
I know, anathema to some on the forum, but a good writer.?