news and politics is making me resign from gransnet

'bye

I doubt if we'll miss you, seeing as you've never contributed before today.

Goodbye. Do get the syphilis seen to.

bye from a tee total alcoholic x missing you already

Hiding the pain - bye bye

For someone whose only contribution has been two, totally incomprehensible poems and whose resignation contains a third and an attempt at emotional blackmail, rather suggests an overweening ego and sense of self importance.

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You will not be missed.

petra how could you say that? She has brought tears to my eyes, not!

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

I new my sense of humour was strange. for not one person to get the joke confirms it is even stranger then I thought.

see you all tomoz - a new day and a new dawn and all that.

I thought you had resigned from GN see you all tomoz - a new day and a new dawn and all that

Are you one of those fading stars that keeps coming back for one more retirement tour?

Can I suggest an investment in a dictionary or at least use spell check?

I will do anything you say.

I will work so hard for you.

with the hope my poetry tips no one over the edge and it is taken with a pinch of salt.

do we have a deal ?

Perhaps ask Noel Edmonds?

I've been a member here for years, hardly ever posted, but do lurk .
Can't say I've ever noticed your contributions OP.

Oh, stop it, it is not funny, it is not clever and you will only embarrass yourself.

Is your entire ambition in life to annoy the hell out of people because you cannot spell simple words?

I prey
I new
God oh mighty
Stranger then I thought

Takes more than your idiosyncratic language to disguise tosh when it comes along.

It's not all about you. We were fine before and will be tomorrow.

? ?

Is it still half term? Are you allowed to stay up late tonight?

" to me you are all stay at home alcoholics "

Cheers, I'll drink to that.

Can only say your contributions to News and Politics won't be missed. Have there been any?

What a strange OP.

'Syphilis' and 'narcissus' - hilarious rhyming scheme.

Back to skool tomoz

As we say in our family:
"Don't feed the monster"