my epic incompetence has led you into complete apathy
Or crystaltipps how about
"I have done my utmost to deliver Brexit, to get us a deal with the EU. Those deals have been unacceptable to Parliament, because of the Irish backstop problem, which is fair enough - but happens to be an EU problem too. We have sought assurances that this issue will be resolved but parliament has in its wisdom, voted against the deal. I have sought an extension to allow us to hammer out our differences once again, but we cannot blame the EU for telling us "enough is enough"
"We are at an impasse now, caused mainly by those in Parliament who want to tie us to the EU indefinitely."
"I cannot, without their agreement, do anything. Parliament - the body elected to represent the electorate, has NOT wanted what the electorate want, hasn't, in the main, honoured the referendum result and has, in its wisdom, blocked any forward movement."
"I suspect the people of the UK can see this for themselves, and appreciate that anti Conservative, and anti Leave bodies are pulling all the strings, not me, as Prime Minister"
"Please tell me of another politician who would have done any better in these circumstances?"
May has been thwarted at every turn, but Remainer policies, in begging Brussels for a deal, have been to blame for the sad state of affairs we are in now.
I maintain that we should have left the EU, without anything, had a clean break and THEN sorted out policy making. The EU needs its UK markets too and we would have been able to bargain too with an equal hand whilst creating and making agreements with new markets via the WTO.
I know of many people who now appreciate Theresa May had her negotiating powers limited right from the start because MPs have decided they want us to Remain and any other deal would never be passed.
This is an all time low point for UK democracy. and the people know that.