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Political onanism

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suziewoozie Wed 13-Nov-19 10:55:38

Well anyone who thinks it’s appropriate to use that phrase is a wanker

Anniebach Thu 14-Nov-19 17:02:22

Whilst I accept some posters have no problem with ‘the f word’ there were no complaints on this forum when John
McDonald stood on stage in the O2 and called fellow labour
MP’s f*****g losers

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 16:49:42

Tooting as a general rule if I learn a new word, I try and use it as often as possible in the next few days to ‘embed’ it in my vocabulary . Not sure that would work with this one !

Tooting29 Thu 14-Nov-19 16:42:22

Well at least I learned a new word. A day without knowledge is a day lost...

GracesGranMK3 Thu 14-Nov-19 16:08:52

I am waiting in awe to here the Johnsonites justify the figures that have just come out for the NHS. I believe there has been some attempt to blame Labour! It's almost as if they weren't the last government although I can see why they want to disown the chaos they have created.

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 15:56:42

The phrase was written down and the draft leaked - phrases like that shouldn’t even get that far. They are for behind the bike sheds whilst having a sneaky fag and giggling at rude pictures of bums and tits.

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 15:54:08

Exactly, SparklyGrandma.

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 15:53:34

It's not about clutching pearls in horror. It's about using childish name-calling and hiding behind the use of a slightly obscure word to give the impression he's well educated. It's not the first time he's used language which would be more appropriate in a playground. He's the PM, for goodness sake!

SparklyGrandma Thu 14-Nov-19 15:50:48

There’s no need to use rude words in politics if you’ve a brain and can structure a rational argument.

Saying that, Boris likes tossing pancakes. No cleverness there.

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 15:50:39

I'm glad I have to go out now because my brain is being scrambled with ways Corbyn could incite Johnson to masturbate. confused

lemongrove Thu 14-Nov-19 15:49:24

That’s funny suziew considering that when he was elected I said I was disappointed with the choice, and he has so many flaws I am still amazed that he was chosen.
However....using a phrase, or rather thinking of using a phrase ‘political onanism’ certainly doesn’t make me clutch my pearls and shake in horror.
growstuff...almost everything is leaked nowadays, so who knows who or why it was done.

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 15:49:20

Or the child of a single parent or the third child and not eligible for Universal Credit or (heaven forfend) the child of one of those pesky furriners. Get a grip suzie! He'd have been doing us all a favour.

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 15:47:19

Or of course that it was all JC’s fault

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 15:46:58

Johnson a masturbator? Humbug!

A big girl's blouse wouldn't ever have said anything like that anyway.

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 15:46:32

I suppose BJ’s acolytes have lowered the standards against which they judge him by so much, that they accept just about anything. He could appear on live TV disembowelling and eating a baby and it would be accepted as a form of population control ( or that it was a very very bad baby).

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 15:43:19

And imagine if JC had planned to use a phrase about BJ related to masturbation? ?

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 15:42:05

So why do you think it was leaked lemongrove?

I'm afraid I have expectations of higher and more professional standards from my PM.

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 15:41:46

We are talking about plenty of other things and this - you really can’t take any criticism of BJ can you lemon ?

lemongrove Thu 14-Nov-19 15:38:20

All this fuss......for a phrase that wasn’t even used in a speech,
You would think there aren’t enough subjects to talk about regarding politics....

Yehbutnobut Thu 14-Nov-19 15:27:35

...and it ought not to have been there in the first place.

Yehbutnobut Thu 14-Nov-19 15:26:29

Indeed Newnanny and the facts are he didn’t drop it he was advised to drop it.

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 12:49:44

What growstuff said x a million

suziewoozie Thu 14-Nov-19 12:48:16

newnanny I’d already posted that information so no facts were getting in the way of the story. However you not reading TFT certainly gets in the way of your posts being upto date

growstuff Thu 14-Nov-19 12:40:37

I disagree with you ladymuck. I think he's very careful to portray a certain image because it detracts from what he really is, which is a totally untrustworthy individual. I certainly don't think he's the best on offer for the job.

ladymuck Thu 14-Nov-19 12:14:49

Yes, it's true that the Prime Minister (all MPs actually) should conduct himself with more dignity, but it matches his general persona...scruffy, self-negligent, and he doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks of him.
Running the country properly is what matters and he is the best that's on offer at the moment.

Gonegirl Thu 14-Nov-19 12:14:37

Thank you for that link. I'm very bad at keeping up with things.