Boris cycling on pavement!

He is a blustering blithering idiot- allegedly.

Oh please.

I read that too.

Wait for the onrush! ??

Boris and I are obviously very wicked people.

Nothing would surprise me about you gonegirl. Just don’t ride up behind me that’s all. I’m too old to be frightened ....and no bell ringing either ?? ?

I am glad he considers it to be naughty; most of the cyclists I encounter regard it as their 'right of way.'

Ahem. Those are two bells by the way, even though they resemble something else. ?

I haven't got a bell. The bike shop didn't put one on this bike!

I don't go very fast these days. Used to whizz along.

Am shocked to the core MamaCaz ?

They look like bells to me. #allinthe mind

How one cycles makes a difference. So do pavements.

If one cycles flat out on a town pavement, obviously this is a mortal sin.

Where I live it's okay to cycle on places where people also sometimes walk so long as you take care to trundle along slowly enough and ring your bell if there are any bends.

Cyclists and walkers share canal tow paths no bother.

Except it's legal to cycle on towpaths and other designated shared spaces. It is illegal to cycle on pavements in towns and cities. A bell warning coming from behind a deaf person is of very little use. In my area there are wide, protected by bollards, cycle lanes. It is not unusual to see cyclists using the pavement alongside the empty cycle lane. I assume because they want to ride opposite to the direction of travel and can't be bothered to cross the road.

I’m surprised that he thinks it’s the naughtiest thing he’s ever done - the rest of the world and their dogs know that’s not true. That man’s got a very loose grasp of reality.

He doesn't think it's the naughtiest thing he's ever done. He said it's the naughtiest thing he's willing to admit to.

Ah! That makes a big difference. ?

I think that cheating on your wife(s) and numerous girlfriends, refusing to acknowledge your children, (legitimate and illegitemate), being sacked twice for lying and lying to HM the Queen trumps "cycling on the pavement".

Who knows what much naughtier, even wickeder things this serial liar and charlatan has done?

I know that’s what he said Baggs - my point was that his more serious misdemeanours are well documented and in the public domain.