Songs for Dominic

Couldn't let this fade away without a good word for Johnathan.


youtu.be/C25sUwM7lP0

Ha, thanks.
I was doing my washing up and inspiration struck.

Brilliant MissAdventure

People try to put me down..
Just because I get around.
I drove for miles to see my mum..
Treated you lot like you're dumb..

Self isolation baby! Self isolation baby!

Why don't you all f-f-fade away? Went to me mums for me wife's birthday!

Please don't cause big sensation.. I just can't dig isolation..

The things you say seem awful cold.. I can't do as I am told..
Ma ma ma my isolation..

To the tune of Meet me on the Corner

Hey Mr Rule-breaker
Where have you been
Tell me, was your wife really ill.
Up the A1, you took your son along
When you should have been in London still

You've never met me
But I'm willing to bet
If you did, you'd see me as a pleb
I'm asking you
If you think the rules
Don't apply to people like you

Drove to Barnard Castle
Just to test your eyesight out
That can't be true
Oh no it can't be true
Then stopped off at the woods
Even though you should have known
That your lies had just been blown

Lay off the stories
The half-truths and lies
And own up to what you have done
Well now's the time -
And you should get a fine
For speading the virus around

Brilliant thread Whitewavemark2, who knew there was so much talent here on GN.

youtu.be/oaMw9ywFBCk

Summer holiday

Hello again May 7 pleased to see you're posting. Good song ?

So clever! Howabout MissAdventure and Whitewave getting together for a Youtube video?

Oh missadventure you have excelled yourself. Thats sooooo funny. I throw in the towel.

youtu.be/Nn_8t6iZMgc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg-XcnIfCc

may7 ?

Que sera sera
Whatever I say will be
The rules don't apply to me
Que sera sera

When I was just a little boy
I asked Mr Putin- what will I be
Will I be powerful, will I be rich
Here's what he said to me

Que sera sera
Whatever I say, you'll be
Destroy the UK, you'll see
Que sera sera

When I first became a spad
I asked the Govester, what do you see
Will I hurt teachers, will I wreck schools
Here's what he said to me

Que sera sera
Do your worst to wreck the schools
We need the voters to be fools
Que sera sera

When I went to run Vote Leave
I asked how brexit could be done
350 million pounds and Turkey
Lies upon lies - I won!

Que sera sera
Whenever I lie I win
The promises that were made
Will all be in the bin

When I moved in to number ten
I asked Boris what's in it for me?
Will I be giving the orders to you
Here's what he said to me

Que sera sera
Whatever you say will be
I'm too damned idle to do any work
So you do it all for me

When I got caught breaking the rules
I told Boris "exonerate me"
He gave me a seat in the rose garden
To prove no-one can get rid of me

Que sera sera
What my real boss says will be
Brexit and covid will wreck the UK
The rules don't apply to me

So as soon as no-deal's done
I'll ask my masters where's my reward
I've done their bidding Britain is wrecked
Here's what they'll say to me

Que sera sera
Whatever you say will be
You've done our bidding, no matter how rank
So laugh all the way to the bank

DAY TRIPPER THE by Beatles

before anyone corrects me Yes I know what its originally about and no I dont have anything better to do [

Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out
Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out now
He was a day tripper
One blind driver yeah
It took us soooo long to find out
But we found out
Hes a big teaser
He took them all the way there
Hes a big teaser
He took them all the way there, now
He was a day tripper
One way ticket, yeah
It took us sooooo long to find out
But we found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

To the tune of "The Weight"
Take a ride with daddy
Take a ride for free
Take a ride with daddy
And let's find out if daddy can see
And(and, and) You'll find out if daddy can see

BJ, it's me it's Dommy
I'm back home now
Press all round my door
Can I climb in through your window

There are some good lyrics in Kate bush Heath cliff song but I have too much of a headache to work on them ...anyone else ?

Excellent all of this. Those coming in and taking offence only added to the hilarity. Best thing of all is the CREATIVITY !

Brilliant songs . Why do some people get sooooo huffity! It’s a bit of fun ?

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Cummings
Finding childcare for your son?
We are the ones who you told to stay in doors
Yet you took the wife off to visit the in laws
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Cummings
If you think all Englands dumb #

orangerose, here's a thing to ponder: it's possible to believe that Durhamgate wasn't really all that much of a big deal at the same time as joining in and enjoying a pisstake about it, while still retaining full sanity and one's sense of humour.

Try it. It'll improve your mood. ?

Didn't we have a lovely time, the day we went to my family?
A beautiful day, when we went up to stay..
And all of this during lockdown.

And when we got back, the plebs gave us flack, so we made up some stories to tell them..

Childcare and eyesight and some other crap as our wheels went round.

They just keep coming ?. Brilliant!