Funny you should say that Urmstongran as I was just putting on my headphones and sitting down preparing to tune in to Number Ten.....
(Some crackling and mumbling) then.....
Boris: Damnation! Why are these KitKat wrappers so hard to open? ( munching noises)
Ursula V: Boris? Vat you are saying?
Boris: Oh, haha, nothing really, just trying to keep up my energy levels
Ursula V: Look, ve need to put somethink together that make you look gut and EU look gut, and ve all come out on top!
Boris: I’m with you on that, but my hands are tied by the UK fishermen you see..
Ursula V: Vat?! Das ist shockink! Haf you called the police?
Boris: What we really need is for someone to sit really hard on Macron, what do you say to that eh?
Ursula V: Ja! I also haf heard the things that go on at zose Presidential French parties, he enjoys the hard sitting ons?
Boris: Well, I don’t know about enjoyment, but I’m willing to come over and do it, if it helps our deal, I could be in Paris by
7pm!
Ursula V: So kind! I shall await your phone call, shall we say about 10 zis evening?
Boris: Righto, talk later. (Silence, then.... ‘Carrie.....call the car, am off to gay Paree!’footsteps then a door slamming somewhere.)