Good news!

For Boris...

youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

So. Baby no. 8 is on the way. BJ will be equal with Mick Jagger (or does he have 9 now) and Rod Stewart.

I think Mick and Rod are tall, though.

And not blonde.

Rod Stewart is 5’10” only 1” taller than Mr.Johnson…

Nobody knows how many Johnson has got ... he probably does not know himself.

GrannyGravy13

Rod Stewart is 5’10” only 1” taller than Mr.Johnson…

His hair is slightly taller though, I think?
Except on a windy day.

Is 5ft 9 short? I suppose it is. My other half is 5ft 9. I shall not tell him he's short.

It's quite short if he's a dark man in his 50s.

Well, Rod looks rather short when standing next to his statuesque wife. Or maybe like many in his mid 70’s, he’s shrinking.

I must say, Rod wears it well.
He has grown on me.
Not literally, of course.

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I think Boris wears handbags better than Rod. But Rod wears gladrags better.

I think one of Johnson's problems is he hasn't got the height to go with his width so tends to look square.

Stereophonics did a good cover of Handbags and Gladrags.

Now their lead singer has beautiful eyes. No idea of his height though.

Eyes? Boris has "Hungry Eyes" then.

Zoejory

Stereophonics did a good cover of Handbags and Gladrags.

Now their lead singer has beautiful eyes. No idea of his height though.

Wow yes, just checked!

PippaZ

I think one of Johnson's problems is he hasn't got the height to go with his width so tends to look square.

I think that’s my problem, too. I never thought of it that way….it’s cheered me up no end.

Oh MayBee - thankyou for making me laugh. We are all, I am sure, nice people shapes.

Don’t some men refer to their accoutrement as their Johnson ?

If they are doing that you need to make your excuses and leave Lucca

They do.
Now we'll know it's small, 50 years old, and has a halo of blond hair.

Zoejory

Stereophonics did a good cover of Handbags and Gladrags.

Now their lead singer has beautiful eyes. No idea of his height though.

Yes, even better than Rod's version.
The best things come in small packages.

MissAdventure

They do.
Now we'll know it's small, 50 years old, and has a halo of blond hair.

????

MissAdventure

I must say, Rod wears it well.
He has grown on me.
Not literally, of course.

I first saw Rod when I was about 17 - he made no impression on me at all.

I only had eyes for Long John Baldry (6' 7")