There are plenty of Glaswegians offering accommodation in their own homes to delegates, Urmstongran, so you don't need to worry about all of them having to stay on a cruise ship and can give your wooden spoon a rest.
It's been made quite clear from the start that the Westminster government was going to run the show, and that the Scottish government should stay out of it. We all know how capable the Westminster lot are at producing world-beating rabbits from their hats, so why worry?
Anyway, let's just wait and see, shall we?