Over the years we have all concluded here that no tailor or barber could ever make anything of Boris; he has an undressable shape and the wildest hair, not helped by his habit of ruffling it, to hide the increasing bald patch. What a challenge for a makeover! I have a cousin whose hair looks a disaster whatever is done to it. He complains that it grows in all directions on his head and consequently won't lie down. He has a double crown, a cowlick, and has just about given up. His hair is trimmed often and washed daily but looks unbelievably messy. He is in sympathy with Boris - on that matter at least.
