MP Named as Neil Parish

A sense of humour at the Mayfair, Torrington.

looks like a big one. so that explains it all.
www.google.com/search?q=claas+dominator&rlz=1CAKDUD_enGB1000&oq=claas+d&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i131i433i512j0i10i433j0i512l2j46i175i199i512j0i512j69i60.7209j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

i told you he was boasting about his combine harvester.
apparently he had a Claas Dominator on his farm.

Casdon

Surely it’s libel, she should take him to court for saying that?

There are people on Twitter urging AR to do so and offering financial support for her to do so. My other thought was that he must have lived an extremely sheltered life if he thinks that crossing one's legs ? is porn.

Casdon, would she want to tie up money, emotional energy and more on an ex MEP
?

I’m not disagreeing with you but it seems increasingly obvious Angela Rayner is the target of disgusting misogyny, class warfare and worse to come
It’s shameful

Surely it’s libel, she should take him to court for saying that?

Omg HousePlantQueen - ???
I’ve never felt the need for the vomiting emoticon before

Why should we think of political, or any wives, getting revenge.
I’d be angry and distressed, feel humiliated and disgusted if mr I used porn, never mind thought it okbto use it in s work meeting. I wouldn’t want revenge. I’d want him out the house and never coming back.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Anybody follow Larry the Cat on twitter? He's the Downing Street cat. (He's not really of course.)

Today, he's got lots of pictures of pussy cats on tractors.

Katie59 Mrs P will get her revenge one way or the other don’t worry about her, it’s par for the course for political wives.

Maybe she'll send him a John Deere letter

What is wrong with these Tory wives? Have they encouraged their pathetic husbands to think they can get away with anything?

Dickens

Iam64

Yes,mMrs P takes a traditional view. I’d all men watch porn, it’s the women who act in the porn who take responsibility . Poor chaps, how are they supposed to resist?

... yes, she's going to 'stand by her man'. Because, you know, all men watch porn and it's up to wifey to understand and tolerate it. They can't help it. They're just helpless children, weak and unable to resist.

Well he certainly should've resisted, and contained himself, in the House sitting next to a woman...

I'd be livid, and certainly not so accommodating.

Mrs P will get her revenge one way or the other don’t worry about her, it’s par for the course for political wives.
There are plenty of others waiting for their man to get caught.

Oldnproud, I am sure that many staff meetings I led over the years would have been seen by the staff (and me, sometimes,) as unproductive - oh the ? yawn inducing government/Ofsted cr##p- but I wouldn't have allowed people to use their phones to watch porn/ cats doing funny things/ order something from Amazon...
Mind you, our job was quite important, running a primary school, unlike - oh, hold on...

Luckygirl3

I think he fudged until his wife told him to sort himself out and resign.

Tip of the iceberg I think - there needs to be a whole culture change - all these public school boys with their warped morality need to be gone and some normal human being brought in.

He’s not a public school boy. He went to an agricultural school. Very wholesome, I should think.

welbeck

sorry. i'm on a roll.

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sorry. i'm on a roll.

The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)
Song by The Wurzels

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got fortythree
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
.....

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Melanie Safka / Brendan O'shaughnessy
The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) lyrics © Neighborhood Mc Pub Co

looking up tractors brings to mind an image of someone lying on the ground, peering at tractors' underparts, big end etc.
do they have a big end. irrelevant i know.
there's no accounting for tastes.

looking up tractors begins to sound a bit pervy.
either way, he didn't just stop at the trailer, did he.

Iam64

Yes,mMrs P takes a traditional view. I’d all men watch porn, it’s the women who act in the porn who take responsibility . Poor chaps, how are they supposed to resist?

... yes, she's going to 'stand by her man'. Because, you know, all men watch porn and it's up to wifey to understand and tolerate it. They can't help it. They're just helpless children, weak and unable to resist.

Well he certainly should've resisted, and contained himself, in the House sitting next to a woman...

I'd be livid, and certainly not so accommodating.

I find his strange excuse that he went into a port site by accident, when all he was really doing was looking at tractors on his phone.

Hang on there, = He was in his workplace - being paid tens of thousands of pounds for that job. Yet, he states, happily, that what he was doing there was looking up something totally unrelated to that job, but something for his own private interests.

Wonder how many people in other jobs could use that as an excuse and not be given their P45's.

Iam64

Yes,mMrs P takes a traditional view. I’d all men watch porn, it’s the women who act in the porn who take responsibility . Poor chaps, how are they supposed to resist?

The blame always comes back to women.
She is making an assumption that he wasn’t watching men, isn’t she?

Has anyone else been bored enough today to google tractors? I have and it just comes up with stories about Neil Parrish and actual tractors

I think he's lying

As parents and grandparents one would hope that Parish and and his defender wife understood the concept of parental controls and adult filters on devices including smart phones. Once upon a time you could easily find searches returned unexpected results - didn't mean you had to look at them though. Nowadays, they are easy to filter out.

I suggest that Darren Tierney, Director General Propierty and Ethics (who took over from fined Whitehall karoake party queen Helen MacNamara) starts doing his job. Maybe he could start with an easy workshop on smart phone settings.

Deedaa

I was reading a book about bird watching by Bill Oddie and he said that we should be careful what we googled. Apparently if you type in "Wild Life" the results may not be what you expect.

I suppose 'great tits' is a bit dodgy, too.