Carrie’s blow job for a job…

Carrie must wonder where the next blow to her husband is coming from.

You can't help but wonder how Boris' children and other family members of him and Carrie must feel about all this sleaze.
It must be mortifying.

Just unpleasant.

MissAdventure I like your sense of humour!

MissAdventure

I'd need a blow by blow account really.
It's hard to swallow otherwise .

Thought she was vegetarian?

Interesting Richmond
I hadn’t thought of that.

It's a pity Johnson's parents didn't stick to this method of sex, instead of the conventional way..

We'd all have been spared a lot of aggravation.?

Did Chris Pincher embarrass himself to save Boris from the front pages?

Could it be that Mr Johnson was actually interviewing Ms Symonds as a potential employee and asked her this question.
What skills can you bring to the job?

Oh I love Tim Vine.

Callistemon21

MissA you really have missed your vocation - you should be a stand-up comedian!!

Eat your heart out Tim Vine. ?

They are all crude and disgusting in no 10.
MissAdventure is mild in comparison and funny which is more than they are.
Thanks for the smile

MissAdventure, I'm glad I didn't read that before I had my breakfast, as it would certainly have put me off eating!

Galaxy

Private Eye has occassionally had to pay damages but generally they are accurate with their information.

www.private-eye.co.uk/street-of-shame

MissA, I bet Boris was smiling.

MissA you really have missed your vocation - you should be a stand-up comedian!!

MissAdventure

I'd need a blow by blow account really.
It's hard to swallow otherwise .

Yes, unfortunately I was drinking tea as well, DillytheGardener.

I was wearing a clean t-shirt too ?

???

Thank you.
I do enjoy trying to make people smile, if I can.

This really made me laugh .
MissAdventure - I admire your sense of humour.
Like cream cakes -
Naughty but nice !

I can’t find anything about it in yesterday’s NYT.
Today’s isn’t available yet.