icanhandthemback
^I cannot guess what your problem is with that.^
I explained what my problem is quite a way back. Try living through their sort of behaviour and then dealing with the psychological damage it causes.
Have you discussed it with your Vicar or others in authority in your church?
I don't need to discuss it with my vicar as I learned the 10 Commandments as a child. I am sure one of those covers it. 
If he has no power, what is the point of him?
This!
A Titular role still needs to have someone in it worthy of the role and IMO, he isn't it no matter how nice he appears to be today.
I was going to write a very, very long answer but decided it would be uncharitable. However, it did bring me to the conclusion that you are not a member of the Anglican Church. It was the not looking to the church for guidance that did it and you really don't know your bible. Especially:
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
That's the transference of the cause of your bitterness, using gossip as evidence and expecting other to be infallible. I wonder how you will do against your parameters.
So (I don't need to know these answers. They are for you.)
1) Are you baptised.
2) Are you resident in the parish where you habitually worship
3) Or, not resident in your parish but have habitually attended public worship in the parish.
Otherwise, sunshine, just declaring yourself a member of the Church of England will not get you on any Parish Register and you will not have any say in how they run their Church. The idea that sitting at home while declaring you are a member makes you one is not, actually, true.
I'm really not sure God is in to voting either.